Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 6

I’ve got results but I think I may have just lost the dressing room.

There have been several turning points.

Firstly, my continual underestimation of Etienne Capoue’s ability has caused dissenting murmurings since week one.

I bought the guy for one job and one job only.

He’s meant to be there when I need him – springing to life to deliver me a handy two points when my big signings are in the stands.

Somewhere along the line, he’s missed a meeting or his misread the job description. Either way, he seems intent on embarrassing me with his unfeasible and unsustainable strike rate.

I’ve stuck to my guns. He’s benched again today but nobody, including me, is very happy about it.

There’s talk of changing formation – of switching to all-out-attack just so that Capoue can get minutes.

In truth, I’m tempted. At least to get an incentive to drop in on a floodlit Turf Moor on Monday night.

As it is, Burnley against Watford sounds like x-certificate stuff, made all the more chilling by the prospect that Capoue will undermine my judgement further with another sublimely taken goal.

On top of this, my transfer policy is now in question.

I’ve managed to get away with ushering Eden Hazard quietly out of the back door.

There’s hardly been a whisper about that – those opening three Gameweeks now seem forgotten.

Clearly, the lads remember how he let us down last season. I think they were thankful that I’d not fallen under his spell again.

But my other Gameweek 6 move has provoked a much bigger reaction.

There’s talk that my decision to eject Zlatan Ibrahimovic is personal. Accusations that there wasn’t room enough in the dressing room for two swollen egos.

He didn’t go quietly, either.

“Zlatan is not happy. Zlatan says that your blind faith in Aguero and your concept that Lukaku will show consistency is ridiculous. You will see that he will blank at Bournemouth. You are a fool to turn your back on Zlatan.”

Yeah. Whatever. There’s the door, don’t forget your hair bands.

I fully accept that it would be just like Zlatan to punish me.

Today’s early kick-off will be another 90 minutes of flinching and fidgeting. The forthcoming Old Trafford meetings with Stoke and Burnley also look to be terrifying prospects.

But I’m in a decision-making business and, as I’ve said before, this season is forcing me to make some big ones.

Lukaku and Sanchez had to stay. As for Aguero – he’s just Aguero and he comes tattooed with the captain’s armband.

But I admit – “Mark might have made an error.”

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,938 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Pratik
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    I captained Firmino over Aguero....I just don't know why! 🙂

    1. Puntillimon
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Lemme guess. Fellow pool fan

    2. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      OOP striker at home against Hull. That's why.

    3. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Enjoy the excitement

    4. BrockLanders
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Could work out

  2. ANDER.
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Where is the Dug-out discussion post? I find them crazy Lol.

  3. schlupptheweek
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    I couldn't resist the last minute WC changes to accommodate a soon to be returning Chris Brunt! 0.0% ownership.

    1. Grand Thibauto
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Stones to Brunt once he returns

    2. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Lol. Good punt

    3. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Nice one

  4. ANON.
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Come on Zlatan! Punish the sellers!

  5. Weeb Kakashi
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Firmino (C) 🙂

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Was tempted by mane but chickened out for kun.

      1. twoplustwo
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Ha I went Mane...

      2. Pipermaru
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Wish I get 5 euro for everytime I've heard that from my ML rivals "was tempted by..... but captained Kun" 😛

    2. Pratik
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Is this Sathvik?

      Btw me too, and that too over Aguero! Liverpool should do well today

      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Me three

  6. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Interesting looking united side that.

    1. Sánchez
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Rooney benched should improve things. Not sure I'd have gone with this side though

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Good to see Herrera get a run out. Shame no mkhi though.

    2. thepeen555
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      It's different and he needs to see what works well and think they will do alright

  7. Trigg ⭐️
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Stoke v WBA predictions?

    I seem to be the only person who thinks Stoke will dig in and get a 1-0 win.

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      0-0 imo

      1. ANDER.
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        more of a wish here.

      2. Trigg ⭐️
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        I'd take that.

    2. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      1-2

    3. pundit of punts
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      2-1

    4. twoplustwo
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Christ that could be as bad as the Boro WBA game

    5. thepeen555
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Let's go for a laugh 3-3

      1. twoplustwo
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Ha worth a quid that

        1. thepeen555
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah might have to now lol

    6. Puntillimon
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      High scoring, pulsating, end-to-end. 4-1 to wba. Chadli with 4 goals, Foster with a pen save from Walters, bony with one goal

    7. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      0-1

  8. Twiggy SRFC
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Is Firmino starting?

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Ask in 2 hours

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        This

    2. twoplustwo
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Find out at 2 lid

  9. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    How do non Ibra owners feel?

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Fine

    2. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Apathetic

    3. thep025
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      My couch is big

    4. thepeen555
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Pretty good, it means he and the team might actually play well

    5. Twiggy SRFC
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Happy

    6. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Nervous. He's a top player.

  10. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    GWs with such low ownership for Aguero don't happen too often.

    1. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Imagine the rank jump if he scores a brace and Ibra blanks. :drool:

      1. thep025
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Same thought here...

      2. thepeen555
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        I would like this with Man U still winning obv lol

    2. Puntillimon
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Imagine ibra and kun non-owners rank jump when both blanks

  11. Ziro
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    @Özil

    Yes the same three Watford players. I imagine there are a lot of us. 😀

  12. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/729642/event/6

    This will surely end in tears

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      wat

    2. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      They obviously just missed this gameweek.

      1. Team Cruel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Think a few might have got caught out by Kun being flagged for most part of the week

    3. Garlana
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Hahaha, accident no doubt!?

    4. thepeen555
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Must be an accident

    5. Thomas Magnum
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Now that's gotta hurt

    6. Pipermaru
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Don't forget to check his/hers score Monday night

  13. pundit of punts
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Settled for this WC team in the end -
    Pickford - Jakupovic
    Koscielny - Matip - Williams - Holebas - Amat
    Sanchez - Payet - Firmino - Bolasie - Carrick
    Aguero - Lukaku - Deeney

    0.2m in the bank.

    Good luck all. 🙂

    1. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      I wanted to go Pickford Jaku last second but decided against. Was burnt royally last season so kept my head. Could have used those funds though. Would have Payet instead of Antonio.

      1. pundit of punts
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        It was always going to be Payet for me.

        8m gk combos are rare in FPL. Gotta make the most of it. Nothing to lose.

    2. Joggers Nipple
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Also got Carrick this week!
      Looks good

      1. pundit of punts
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Ta

    3. Steevo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Good team. Find it very odd that you've picked Carrick with 0.2 ITB.

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Agreed

      2. pundit of punts
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Intentional.

        A few transfer plans that I have in my didn't allow me to get a 4.4 mid.

    4. Nicks93
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Good team that

      1. pundit of punts
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Cheers

  14. Respect My Authoritah
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Firmino? There's only one Bobby who matters today... Snodgrass 🙂

    Do me proud son!

    1. Pipermaru
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Do me proud Son

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Do us proud Son Min Heung..

  15. Garlana
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Score prediction:
    1-1
    Herrera goal
    Slimani goal

    1. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Is it at OT?

      1. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Yes

      2. Garlana
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Yes

      3. Ziro
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        2-1 then. Herrera and Ibra to score

        Can't call the Leic goal.

        1. Respect My Authoritah
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Huth

          1. Ziro
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 8 months ago

            Good Shout!! 😀

    2. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Good shout

    3. SW6
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      2-1

      Rashford, Vardy, Zlatan. In that order

    4. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Leicester are finished.
      4-1 to United

      1. Garlana
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        I'm wrong alot but! Leicester sitting back and defending deep will kill the pace utd have and will only suit Leicester on the break imo

        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah, that really worked for them at Anfield 😉

          1. Garlana
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 8 months ago

            Yeh Liverpool are a different breed going forward though

      2. thepeen555
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        28/1 on bet365 that

        1. Respect My Authoritah
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Terrible odds

  16. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Come on Rashford - make that last ditch change worth it.

    1. thepeen555
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Think he will if played correctly - he and ibra could be good together

  17. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    I usually pick the wrong player so on wildcard I went
    Baines over Williams
    Firmino over coutino
    Deeney over rashford.
    And started lovern over kos.
    and started capoue for the first time
    Sorry to all those who have the former players and capoue.

    1. GREENDREAMS11
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      got Baines, Firm and Cout Deeney dont worry mate all good shouts

  18. Steevo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Done my weekly hedge; £10 on Zlatan to score 2 or more @ 15/4.

    Risk free gameweek

    1. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Zlatan to score one and max bonus and assist 5?

    2. SW6
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      1 goal 2 assists? 😉

    3. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      To hedge what? Very expensive way to make up for wrong fantasy moves

      1. Steevo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        To hedge the risk that he goes mad and I fall in rank? I'll pay £10 a week for that.

    4. Steevo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Imperfect hedge...

  19. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    My whole ML started Capoue and don't have Kun. You know what's going to happen

    1. twoplustwo
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Seems like a good ML 🙂

      A few in mine have been playing a back 5 for a few weeks (and are still ahead of me...)

    2. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      If you captained Kun, you will have a great marin of lead after this GW.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        *margin

  20. twoplustwo
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Should Stones start today guys? Back 2 for me if not 🙂

    1. thep025
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      He should

      1. twoplustwo
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Cheers pal

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      He'll go back to getting 2 points anytime now

  21. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Mmmm. I went for Aguero and Firmino....brother went for Aguero and Coutinho....

    Mmmm again.

  22. Ayew Holding Mee Cork
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Carrick should have started instead of Lingard.

    1. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Carrick gets overrun against good sides. I wouldn't want him trying to cover Vardy and Slimani

    2. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      owner? 😆

  23. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Took out Vardy so he will prob score and troll me now, he has a good record vs Man Utd too

  24. Nabs Kebabs
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    34.6% of the top 10k took a hit/multiple hits.

    1. Pinky Blinders
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      I long for the weeks when I can actually bank a transfer. Keeps it interesting though...

    2. Mull
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      So did I. It's hardly a coincidence that they all did as well 😉

  25. PvA
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Knew that Shaw would be dropped, but the questions are:

    Was it because of his injury?
    How long will he be out?

    1. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yes
      Unsure

    2. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yes
      Pretty sure it's a small injury, should be back next week hopefully

    3. Thomas Magnum
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yes
      Ask after this match

    4. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      How did you know?

  26. PvA
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    At least Shaw was completely out the squad

    No risk of him being subbed in the 90th min

  27. Nabs Kebabs
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    59.5% of the top 10k STARTED Capoue 😯

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Top 10k here I come 😎

      1. pundit of punts
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        This

    2. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Mental

    3. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Me included. And over Cazorla. 🙂

      1. Nabs Kebabs
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        yuck

    4. Oven Glover
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      How many TCed Mane? Just one I guess...

      1. Nabs Kebabs
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        0.1%

        1. Oven Glover
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Top ten here I come!

    5. VS10_
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      That's how they got there.

  28. Stats King-@football2space
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    http://imgur.com/a/shJuU

    Finally settled on a good WC team ! I think i hv managed to cover all the major attacking teams except Chelsea and Spurs.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Coverage doesn't work anyway.

  29. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Prediction is Rooney to play against Zoyra in Europa league then, back to being benched against Stoke before being recalled for the Liverpool game.

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Who cares, he mince

  30. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Zlatan and Capoue blanks incoming.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Fingers crossed you're right.