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FFS Uefa Cricket World Cup 2015 – Updated

The FFS Uefa group has been privileged to organise several team games for the benefit of the FFS community in recent years with a variety of themes, from getting the most from the Transfer Window to international Hockey. After the success of these competitions, we are delighted to return with yet another one. And this time we return with a format based on the gentleman’s game – and introduce the FFS Cricket World Cup 2015.

WHO IS IT FOR?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

CRICKET? AND FPL? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

So. There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total runs scored in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the individual 11 players FPL scores in that GW.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher runs scored wins the particular clash.

WHEN DOES THE TOURNAMENT RUN?

The tournament runs from GW31 – GW38, according to the real Cricket World Cup format.

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE DETAILS?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He/she is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he/she decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

LIVE SCORECARD

Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the HWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. There will also be some features like Twitter feeds and Chatango. More updates on this will follow.

HOW CAN I JOIN A TEAM?

The Scouting period for the teams runs from now until 2nd April. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on 3rd April.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of the teams have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

You can also follow the competition on Twitter at @FFS_UEFA. Tweet updates from your country using the hashtag #FFSCWC

Please do try and keep chat about the tournament to the comment section for this article.

Organised by The Crew (BillyGilmore ENR Pratik)

 

J0E Podcaster and writer. Tweets stats and stuff via @FFScout_Joe Follow them on Twitter

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  1. J0E
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Hi, Welcome to the new article. Wanted to start a new one as the previous article was in danger of reaching its commenting capacity. Please use this for any further tournament chat.

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    1. Zlatan The Magician
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      thank you

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Are you in a team, can't work it out from your name
        Can't even work out who you are

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Must be in your team then.

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  2. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    4 days till we announce our big name signing
    I can confirm that one team is going to need to replace this person when they leave to come to the clan.

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    1. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No pooching allowed.

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I have special paws in the contract

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  3. Blue Lion
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Thanks Jonty.

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  4. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Any slots still left? If any manager out here is looking for a player, feel free to contact me at bigmanbakar@gmail.com. Currently ranked #7 worldwide and looking for a team

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    1. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Indian is currently booting one its member to make a spot for you and pad their OR stats.

      You can email any of the managers on this spreadsheet http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/0AuMfq_DfWraLdGhEUU1kbHpjY1JrcWdFTWNmVGtRR1E/edit?usp=drive_web that has an open slot. Like Australia, or West Indies for example.

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        The last spot is saved for you Shadow.

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        1. The Shadow
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Awesome. As a token of gratitude I've brought a cake to share with my new Indian teammates.

          http://i.imgur.com/SpuP23O.jpg

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          1. TokyoRed 東京赤
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Pray allow us to reciprocate

            http://oi58.tinypic.com/axnsc5.jpg

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          2. Blue Lion
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            That's funny, coz Mrs. Shadow sent me the same cake.

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    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Will you take up two spots, what with having two teams? 😉

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Promise not to sell your team halfway through the tournament?

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      if you want to join Team Bangladesh you can e-mail me using the address on the spreadsheet

      Bangladesh does not recruit by e-mail

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Well if you dont recruit by email, how do you recruit?

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          carrier pigeon

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  5. Mahesh_Kumar
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Who is a better buy for till the end of season.
    A. Cresswell (Decent fixtures)
    B. McAuley (Pulis)
    C. Alderweireld.
    I already have Kelvin Davis. Other defenders are Terry, Bellerin, Naughton and Yun

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    1. Mahesh_Kumar
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Sorry. Will take this question elsewhere

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    2. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Not McAuley because of late season fixtures. I'd no problem doubling up on Southampton.

      You'll get a better response on the most recent article however.

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      1. Mahesh_Kumar
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thank you.

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  6. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    As newly appointed captain of the West Indies cricket team... I would just like to say this.

    The squad that has been assembled is one of real quality. Let the games begin!

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    1. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      With at least 8 years of FPL history, I think this captain has been playing fantasy football longer than my last one has been alive.

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    2. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Good luck. Should be fun 🙂

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    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      See you soon at Australia fella!

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Haha nice one. Really deep stuff Ruth 😉

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          1. Ruth_NZ
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Glad you approve. 🙂

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  7. BONZ
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Team South Africa has had a number of applications to join our tour party rejected by the Authorities as failed to obtain International Clearance.

    Any Countries still recruiting - LMK and I will forward their applications* - no finders fees required but i do enjoy a blow on my vuvuzela!

    Friday night the S Africaaaaaa tour bus has parked at a little quiet "bar & grill" to watch some international football, whilst indulging in a selection of fine wines and a healthy steak.

    Team Bonding in full swing - and cant fault the staff here, there has even been an offer of a late night spit roast from the waitress and her friend Charlie, only to keen to please. Its not for me, I'll still be full after the steak, honestly dunno where these youngsters put it!,

    Gotta trust the squad - they know training will intensify through the week, and a little fun will help certainly help us relax, just hope that Charlie is as much fun as this waitress is making him out to be!

    *( in reality all late applicants to a full squad).

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    1. Clam. ☘️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Oi JMD why donna we get any spit roasts? ayeeee

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I hear Aussie know how to party and have space for any defectors.

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        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          *defecators

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      2. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        The scottish woman's beard singe if they get too near the fire, that's why we need to have raw meat

        At this point I would like to point out that I in no way condone this categorising of females as waitresses or servants or cooks, nor do I support the belief that woman should be used as sexual playthings for groups of sportsmen.
        In Scotland both men and women cook the meat and woman are free to pursue group activities with a single man. As yet it still hasn't happened, though I am trying.

        At this point I would like to point out that the above comment is a joke to try and lighten the comments before it goes all pete tong again. I do not approve of any group activities in this fashion. One man one woman is what bible says, not that you have to go with the bible, you can choose whatever you like. Or choose nothing, nobody is saying you must choose anything or even not choose anything.

        At this point my lawyer has told me to stop

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I say, good fellow. That's strong talk. Next you'll be saying that the fillies should be allowed to play cricket with the chaps.

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        2. BONZ
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          totally agree Jock.

          Gertrude is a big lass and has repeatedly told us how much she loves meat.

          She mentioned to the squad during the first half of the match how much she was looking forward to knocking off later, and invited all back to hers for a spit roast with her and Charlie who she was picking up on the way.

          Hey who am I to stop the girl, getting stuffed after a hard night at work. Charlie sounds great, full of fun and energy from Gerty's stories and I think helps Gerty prep for a roasting.

          I had warned the players to make sure they have protection, as they don't want spit roast juices splashing all over them!!

          Gerty was a beauty, really encouraging and was adamant there is plenty to go round, and was really complimentary regarding her steaming hot pie and her sticky baps, but whilst tempted I will have a early night and let the squad enjoy the feast - that said, I did ask Thomass67 to grab me a hand full of nuts as Gerty insisted there would be nuts everywhere!

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          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Weird sensation I have walked into the set of carry on cricket

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Cricket?

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              1. BONZ
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                She did mention - there would be balls!

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          2. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😆 what is going on here

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              A family friendly hog roast gathering. Does that seem like odd cricket preparation to you?

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        3. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I certify that this message is free from offensive content.

          Except for the appalling attempt at humour--that was offensive.

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  8. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Team Bangladesh is delighted to announce the signing of its 13th Team Member. He's Super. he's Swedish, he's popular and he has a wildcard

    Welcome to Team Bangladesh SUPER ZLATAN

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      If Mortazlatan is Swedish, then how is he eligible for Bangladesh?

      #MatchFixingScandals.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        #FakePassport

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No.13. Unlucky

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    3. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Nice one 🙂

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  9. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Gink and Bonz check your mail!

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  10. rickytoso
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Not exactly sure how this works but would happily join a team.

    Rank: just outside top 1000
    Wildcard intact

    Anyone scouting ketme know if you need a player.

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    1. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Click the link to the spreadsheet in the article above. Find one of the teams showing an empty team slot and email the manager about a spot. West Indies have a spot ffs.shadow@aol.com as so others.

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      1. rickytoso
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks. I'll do that.

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        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Your link to your team is incorrect if your ranked just outside top 1000. According to that your ranked outside top 1m

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          1. rickytoso
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I'm 1115. The link is working for me. I'll check that out. Thanks

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            1. rickytoso
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              sorted. thanks for pointing that out

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              1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                No problem guess you hadn't changed it from last years fpl ID

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  11. Back on the horse
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    What's going on here then?

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  12. Cousin Greg
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Name Check

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    1. Thomass
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😎 Welcome you are officially a #Protea. Out hashtag is: #ProteaFire.

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  13. Cousin Greg
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Did my gun kill all the posters?
    😎

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Muppets don't die.

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      1. djenzio
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        you are a Gooney alright!

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  14. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Keptin. Geffer. We need to talk.
    It all started a couple weeks ago with a knock on the door of my hotel room. Sleepy I stumbled over and opened it. There was Salma. Suddenly I was wide awake. I won't go into the nitty gritty details of what followed. Let's just say the next couple of hours were special.
    Afterwards we sat naked in the spa and shared some champagne. My last memory of that night is of closing my eyes in her arms thinking "I knew she wanted me more than ENR."
    I awoke in the back of a van, groggy and confused. As my senses returned I heard whispers. Is that an aussie accent? I noticed I was no longer naked in the hot tub. "What the, why am I wearing a"...
    Thump! Something cold and hard smashed into my temple.
    My eyes blinked open. A few meters in front of me on a purple velvet sofa sat ENR. Dressed in silk gucci pyjamas, he held the golden, diamond encrusted magnum loosely in his lap. Pointed in my direction. Next to him was salma. It all came together. That biatch! She drugged me. And dressed me in a bloody tuxedo. That weird creepy biatch!
    The splitting headache made way for murderous rage. "You!" I lunged at the pair. The chain around my ankle crashed me back to the floor face first.
    ENR let out a shrill, high pitched maniacal laugh while tugging at his moustache. In that moment he reminded me of a hyena. A hyENR even. "We have a saying over this side of the pond" he said "you can take the silver or the lead. You can walk out of here in your fine suit with Salma on your arm, you just have to tell us what we want to know and sign this contract to captain australia in the world cup. Or I can put a bullet and dump you in the outback. Your call"
    "Niva!" I screamed. "Niva will I leave my bru's!"
    "Guards!" ENR barked. In came Andrew Symonds and Merv Hughes. "This one needs some convincing"
    The things that were done to me over the following week are unspeakable. Let's just say I dreamed of being transferred to the luxurious guantanamo bay. I am ashamed to say they broke me. I told them everything about our inner workings. From sportings role as executive director of banter to christina's demanding role of keeping him happy. I signed their contract. Lucky for me I long ago mastered billy gilmore's signature.
    The tale of my escape is a story for another day. Today I come to you hat in hand to accept my punishment.

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      true story brus. I agreed to jump ship 😯 I came to my senses. hope my brus will forgive me. I understand if I am fired.

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    2. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Oi bru, oh em gee!
      This trumps every Sandra Hill story in existence
      http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/images/dudes/viking.jpg

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😀

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    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      That should send a wave of fear all over the globe. First up New Zealand. Next up...... 😉

      Welcome to the OZ Time, Champ 🙂

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        the deal is off. tbh I felt really sorry for letting you down. gloria told me im suffering from stockholm syndrome. I am confused.
        if my bru's decide to keep me. we will sort this out on the pitch. if not I guess i'll wander the earth contemplating who I really am and what I really stand for. who knows where I'll end up.

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          besides you its billy gilmore that's contracted to australia now. you can ask any handwriting expert in the world. it checks out.

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            We'll have you both then 😉

            Else it might be time to give you another round of Andrew 😉

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            1. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Welcome to the OZ time Billy.

              Are you going to join the Aussie convoy or shall I send Andrew over?

              Do you fancy the signing on bonus as well? I do have several clones of Salma (a well kept secret so far)

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            2. Get up ya bum
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              sorry billy I had to get out of there man. I've got a web cam recording that might make up for it. better check if its shane or salma first.

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        2. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          As promised on the contract, the signing on bonus is still available - A welcome drink and late night with Salma - how can you resist 😉

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          1. Get up ya bum
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😮
            so conflicted!
            *runs away

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    4. Gloria Kanchelskis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      What an ordeal - I'm looking forward to the story of the escape. It sounds to me that you were simply take your role of VICE captain a little too literally and although such over enthusiasm needs to be curbed before you catch something nasty, I doubt the punishment will be too serious.

      As a newbie on Team NZ I don't want to get above myself and offer you a pardon but if the Boss calls for a full team meeting I pledge my vote in your support.

      Whatever the outcome you can take comfort in at least two of the following and possibly all 3

      1. The two hours with Salma sound like they made the rest of the sorry episode worthwhile

      2. Salma will never be the same again now she's seen there's more to men than the laughing HyENR

      3. Ultimately you triumphed over the forces of evil, escaped from the Shadow and are now back in NZ

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      1. Amateur Pundit Zan
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Agree in general though I have it on good authority that it wasn't Salma, it was actually Shane Warne dressed as a lady. Hope you enjoyed yourself anyway champ

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        1. Zasa
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          You sure it wasn't Grego-Coz himself?

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          1. Zasa
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            *Cox

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            1. Get up ya bum
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              don't worry zasafras I won't take your man even of warney did turn me

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              1. Zasa
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                *wipes sweat off forehead*

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                1. Get up ya bum
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  whoops sorry to interupt you two 😳

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        2. Get up ya bum
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😯
          I sure did! whoever it was I want more.
          I am more confused than ever now. I need to be alone. or with salma/shane

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      2. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        1. geggedy. I remember thinking as I fell asleep on her breast that this must be what pillows are like in heaven.

        2. I agree. I touched her deep inside. im sure she is as confused as I am right now.

        3. true. at what cost though?

        I await the teams decision.

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        1. Blue Lion
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Are you sure it was a SHE?

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          1. Gloria Kanchelskis
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Shane did like he was well on the way to growing a pair and champagne does impair the judgement but not that much 😕

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            1. Blue Lion
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Ah. Then Champ's second statement makes complete sense.

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              1. Gloria Kanchelskis
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                I thought it explained all three 😆

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                1. Blue Lion
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Threesome?????...gosh. You were also involved?

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                  1. Gloria Kanchelskis
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    * runs off looking for Champs lawyer friend

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    5. Blue Lion
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      This is nothing compared to what we have in store for you!

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😯

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    6. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Master of puppets is pulling the strings... 😎

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Hey Z man....when did you escape from the Himalayan heaven we provided you with??

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        1. Zep
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I haven't left yet... I have spent many months in the company of Tibetan monks and have learned the art of meditation...

          I am merely harnessing the powers of astral projection... wifi style... 😉

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😯 Boss! Can you come back already? The dressing room needs you.

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      2. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😯 😯 😯 I knew you must have been behind this! HyENR came across as trying too hard to project power. The true master of puppets need not even try

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  15. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    billy I've left a number for a lawyer with your sister. he's the one that helped me out with that other thing.
    dont ask me what I was doing with your sister. I guessing she's thinking about worrying about being lonely when you go to oz. maybe. lets not dwell on it.
    *walks away whistling

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    1. Gloria Kanchelskis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Trying to salvage the reputation after the encounter with Shane 😆

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    2. Blue Lion
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Are you sure it wasn't Billy dressed up like a woman?

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I just don't know anymore bluey 😐

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      But...but...I don't have a sister...

      😯

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😯
        I thought it a bit weird she was indian.

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          It must've been LR's sister/missus send by the hyENR to impersonate my non-existent sister in an attempt to tear the pair of us away from across the ditch

          😯

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          1. Get up ya bum
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            is there no length they won't go to?
            keep it coming hyENR. we'll take em all on and niva fold!
            seriously keep em coming

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            1. Blue Lion
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              You have no idea what's coming!

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  16. MarkyMarkovic
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Pantimillion

    Terry Clyne Baird

    Hazard / Silva / Mané Sigurdsson

    Kane Giroud Costa*

    Bench Lloris* Ozil* / Wollscheid / rose*

    So my team is looking pretty injured. * are problems.
    What are my priorities.

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    1. Blue Lion
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      First priority is to get the thread right. This article is for the FFS UEFA banter.

      Anyways you should look at dumping Lloris.

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      1. MarkyMarkovic
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        :'(

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  17. Gloria Kanchelskis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    At last some football. You'll get more sense on the other thread but Silva for Ozil and replacing Rose would be my priorities.

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    1. Gloria Kanchelskis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Reply fail to Markymarkovic or Marymarkovic in Champs world

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      1. MarkyMarkovic
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers, silva is already there

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        1. Gloria Kanchelskis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😳

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  18. President John F. Keninnsie
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    @BenDinnery 2m ago

    I'm hearing rumours that NZ vice captain Champ has been temporarily stood down. More to follow shortly...

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  19. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    @DailyFail 35 seconds ago

    reporters found champ outside church. he stood still and pretended to be a tree till we left.

    #GoneTroppo

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  20. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    @BBCNews 45s ago

    BREAKING - Andrew Symonds and Brett Lee have been spotted to arrive in Auckland international airport, along with massive cricket bats. Coincidentally or not, this is where the Kiwi team hotel is based.

    Updates to follow....

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    1. Blue Lion
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Indian spy Harbhajan says he sees only a monkey with a bat.

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  21. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    @BBCNews 1m ago

    Former NZ VC Champ spotted at auckland emergency room jumping at shadows with gaping wound to forehead

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😆 So apt.

      Gaffer when are you coming back? Shall I send a helicopter to the Himalayas? Please give us your coordinates.

      Are you sure Shadow didn't kidnap you? The Cricket Board have requested MI7 to investigate and a few agents are in West Indies we believe.

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      1. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        The Tibetan monks who took me in and provided me with sanctuary have since told me that I was found unconcious and badly beaten, left out in the wild for dead... I was in a coma for two months... then I awoke a few weeks ago, my memory was so vague... perhaps some regressive hypnotherapy when I get back home will help me remember my ordeals...

        Please hurry, I worry for my safety... but the wifi signal here is great 😉

        27°59′17″N 86°55′31″E

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Bourne, is that you?

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          1. Zep
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I don't know who I am anymore, everything is a little hazy...

            I might need some help remembering...

            I remember you, you're in my team aren't you?

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            1. President John F. Keninnsie
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              👿

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            2. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              😆

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        2. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Nice co-ordinates 😆

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          1. Zep
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Found them etched onto a nearby rock... 😉

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        3. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Oh dear. Hopefully your memory will be back when you're taken care of back home and will be able to relive the tale. We've got some special body to body massage therapies ready for you.

          Sending some back up right away. "Agent M. Did you get those coordinates?"

          Things are looking up for OZ. A team of winners so far. Gaffer back soon. Champ and Billy taken care of by the Aussie convoy - should be on their way 😉

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Don't get your hopes up. A bruised and battered Champ has recently arrived back at the NZ camp and has pleaded for forgiveness and a fresh start with Team NZ.

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            1. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              What guarantee do you have he isn't our spy? I would tread lightly if I were you Innsie 😉

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      2. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        shadow? wait so he is the man behind the man that was behind the man that was behind the woman that kidnapped me?
        damn you shadow!

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          It all makes sense, doesn't it.

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          1. Get up ya bum
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😯
            bildaberg. pyramids. shadow. jayz. obama. moon aliens.
            😯
            #illuminati

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Haha Welcome buddy. How're tihngs?

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      1. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        What's up brother... life is going well thanks... good to be back...

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        1. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Good to have you back mate. Needed some real competition in this tournament 😉

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    3. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😀 g

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    4. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😀 great song.
      lmao at your silverfern!

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆 😆 😆

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        1. Zep
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Fair play to you Billy for taking care of all those grav requests in my absence...

          Good man...

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      2. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        How on earth did that get there? 😉

        Upon my return, I shall order us some sexy Asian ladies of your favoured ethnic persuasion to personally remove them for us...

        You game?

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  22. Scab
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Morning yall

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    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Afternoon Sir!

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      1. Scab
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        How goes it head sheikh?

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        1. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Going good mate. Busy at UAE headquarters. Will have to make a statement to the presses soon enough. Have to do the usual spiel to the press that every team is competitive and anything could happen, but its tough going when I know we will cruise to an easy victory 😉

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          1. Scab
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            ahh yes looking forward to it 😉

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Asalaamalaykum mate.

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  23. Sunny 😎
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I see so many bad attempts at humour and people say Thomass is weird 🙄

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    1. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Thomass isn't weird, he's just a young lad... a bit green is all...

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      1. Sunny 😎
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thomass is not the point here, the drop in taste of humour is. It's like Christina has taken over everyone

        Talking to the lesser mortals is infra dig for us English nobles anyway.

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  24. Billy Gilmore
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Must admit it's a much more comfortable situation I find myself in compared to the last two days. At least I think it was two days, the blood pooling in my head has made things a bit hazy. Hung upside down by my ankles in a straight jacket for the entire boat trip across the ditch while being violently seasick nearly broke my spirit. Now that I'm in Australia I've been released from my shackles and moved into someone's basement.

    They've been kind enough to give me a laptop with photoshop on it so I can resume my production of gravs for those who have asked, but my communications are being monitored so I can't talk with my brus too much in case I sabotage our World Cup campaign.

    I remain defiant of my captors so I'll keep training what I can while I await your rescue.

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    1. Sunny 😎
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      What you aren't an Aussie! 😯

      We cancelled our plans to fill your cupboards with black widows and rattlesnakes cause we thought you were an aussie,

      You'll have a surprise if you manage to get back home 😉

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    2. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Do you have any meal requests?

      I certainly do not condone such violence, and will use my considerable sway to make sure you are well looked after and that your family are not harmed...

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Anything but this horrible tofu you've been forcing me to eat 🙁

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      2. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        GPS location tracked.
        I am sending my men to bring you back to the Himalayas

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    3. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      oh billy 🙁 I feel somehow responsible. silly I know but I cant help that I care.
      hang on bru. help is coming!

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  25. Gunner HitIT
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Hi friends,

    Any spots up for grabs please let me know

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    1. Lawrø
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AuMfq_DfWraLdGhEUU1kbHpjY1JrcWdFTWNmVGtRR1E#gid=2

      This spreadsheet shows the current squads. In a team where there are blank spaces left you can contact that respective team's manager using the contact details provided to apply, they're mostly by email. There are a few spaces left by the looks of things, best of luck!

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    2. Sunny 😎
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Contact one of the managers at the email ids given on the spreadsheet
      https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AuMfq_DfWraLdGhEUU1kbHpjY1JrcWdFTWNmVGtRR1E#gid=2

      A few teams still have spots up for grabs like England, Australia and West Indies

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      1. Gunner HitIT
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks Let me try my luck

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  26. Wajidiqbal
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    How's my team guyz...

    Courtois. Heaton.
    Koscielny. Clyne. Fonte. Ivanovic. Moreno.
    Sterling. Hazard. Townsend. Eriksen.
    Giroud. Kane. Nugent.

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  27. Blue Lion
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Zep...
    In case you have difficulty remembering the good time you were having in the Himalayas.

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2015/03/23/ffs-uefa-cricket-world-cup-2015-pilot/?hc_page=11#hc_comment_9996072

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    1. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ah, it's all starting to come back to me... how else could I have recovered so quickly...

      I might have to bribe the drug testing doctors in order for my urine sample to come back clean...

      We certainly don't need another drug scandal in this country... 😉

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Caption: One-way ticket to Australia, please!

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      1. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        One way? 🙁

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Caption for the photo in the link... http://cdn5.wn.com/o25/ar/i/a0/053d4d7a8884e3.jpg

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  28. Harvey Specter
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Grav and name check

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Are you playing for India or West Indies?

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      1. Mr. Grv
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Indian playing west Indian. 😀

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  29. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Press Release

    i'd like to express my regret at my actions over the pond. I could blame the waterboarding or the concussion. I could invoke the geneva conventions to reflect the blame.
    I could but I won't. lets be real here. the moment salma cracked an extra dry for me I was ready to sign for a lifetime for those skippy basterds. if I'm honest if she didn't drug me and deliver me to the hyENR I would have followed her anywhere.
    my geffer has agreed to give me one last chance. I love that man. he is one big ball of cuddliness, gravitas, and tactical genius.
    welsh. keptin. i've already started doing laps you just tell me when to stop.
    kiwis. come here, I need a group haka

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