Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 34

I’ve rarely been so downbeat about a double Gameweek.

Each season we seek them out. Like searching for the local derby in the fixture list, we anticipate them and look to relish every minute of exctitement they can deliver. These are the times we cherish as Fantasy Football managers; friends and family just don’t understand.

But this Gameweek 34 has never really convinced me.

Even before Thursday’s events, the allure of uncertain Manchester United assets, backed the unmagnificent Middlesbrough and Palace candidates, always struggled to appeal.

In midweek our one protagonist bowed out – the single asset who seemed most likely to break the double-digit barrier was cruelly removed from the equation.

It’s almost as if Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s knee buckled under the weight of our double Gameweek expectation.

Without our leading man, it’s now left to uncovincing understudies Christian Benteke and Alvaro Negredo to keep our show on the road. Confidence has taken a knock, but it seems we simply must pin our hopes somwehere.

We’ve seen it all before: previously, 70,000 of us based our double Gameweek prospects on a certain Stephane Sessegnon, such is our willingness to seek out that one big return.

Splintered over six days, the agony and anxiety of Gameweek 34 is set to be strung out and prolonged. We could easily end up heading into Wednesday praying for a Middlesbrough clean sheet and cheering every Ben Gibson clearance. If ever you needed to build a case on how Fantasy Football can warp your view of the beautiful game, there it is right there.

But this is perhaps part of the appeal of double Gameweeks. We spend the season steadily building around in-form assets, working towards any template that arises, then these end of season events arrive to shake things up and promote unlikely heroes.

The words Negredo and Triple Captain were never meant to sit within the same sentence. Just as Carroll and Triple Captain jarred twelve months ago.

But no matter how much we attempt to anticipate and strategise, somehow it seems these double Gameweeks creep up on us, forcing us down the most unexpected avenues.

Benteke and Negredo now have the opportunity to carve their names in Fantasy Football folklore over the course of the next seven days.

Clearly, Zlatan, for all his bravado, titles and winners medals, just couldn’t handle that kind of pressure. Sessegnon set the bar too high.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. itwaswritten
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    How much points did Sessegnon get? This is my first year playing this game.

    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Double figures I think...he scored in the very last minute.

      1. GS456
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        What are your transfers mark?

      2. itwaswritten
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Wow. Nice. Maybe Negredo can do that too.

      3. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        That was the best moment I've ever seen on FFS. And I didn't even own him!
        Some cheap defender that everyone had (exept me, again) got the assist too from a big lump up the pitch.

        1. Puzzle
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Cuellar

        2. denial
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          O'Shea assist. Owned him too. Unreal.

          1. denial
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Sorry Cuellar.

        3. GS456
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Cuellar? Was it

        4. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Yep Cuellar! I hadn't noticed that Mark had linked the old article!

      4. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        It was a proper FPL moment. Remember it well.

  2. Weeb Kakashi
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Play Robertson over Valencia?

    1. GS456
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Im stuck as well but with maguire.

  3. GS456
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Who we all playing??

    Pickford or heaton??

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Jaku

    2. asquishypotato
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Valdes and Pickford to come in otherwise

  4. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone going Zaha cap?

    1. drughi
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Moi

    2. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Me atm. Not sure if I should stick

    3. itwaswritten
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Too risky.

    4. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Thinking about it- on Lukaku for now. As main rivals in ML no Zaha see him as good differential anyway

  5. Snikke86
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    g2g (first in ML)??

    DdG
    Dawson Gibson Davies
    Zaha Cout Alli King
    Negredo Kane(c) Kaku

    (Dawson, Siggy, Ake, Heaton)

    Good luck to all 😀

  6. ReginaldVarley
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Heaton
    Valencia | Daniels | Alonso
    Sànchez | King | Zaha | Townsend (VC)
    Kane | Lukaku | Negredo (C)

    Pickford; Alli, Baines, Mawson
    -4 0FT £0.6m itb

    Crazy to bench Alli?

    I have my wildcard and benchboost left, do you think I should play benchboost now or hold off until GW37?

  7. Barnsley FC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Report because the pages are absolutely flying

    Following that Sessegnon link reminded me of Granville - haven't seen him around at all, does anyone know whether he's still a part of this site?

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He'll be back when he gets a green arrow.

      1. FrankieTheGent
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Zing

  8. TokyoRisingSun
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Who'd you captain between Lukaku and Firmino?

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Lukaku all day

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Lukaku but teeth is a good shout too. Lots of goals in that game methinks

  9. buttsy9
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Suggested transfers for this squad, have two FT and 0.5 ITB.

    Boruc,
    Smith, Davies, Valencia,
    King, Siggy, Son, Alli,
    Llorente, Aguero, Lukaku,
    Subs: Grant, Holebas, Brunt, Sane

  10. asquishypotato
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Just can't get excited about Rashford captaincy

    And I can't get excited about a Lukaku or a Kane single weeker.

    Can't win!

    1. GS456
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Negredo excites me. But could easily end in tears

  11. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    It's the Final Countdown.........dledeoo, dledoo.......

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      We're leaving together......

      1. asquishypotato
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Last time I hear that song is in the middle of a hurricane!

    2. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Dledeoo? Tone deaf?

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        😆 yes very.....

  12. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    My team is;
    Jaku (Pickford)
    Mawson, Baines, Valencia (Smith, Amat)
    Sanchez, King, Zaha, Eriksen (Fletcher)
    Negrado, Kane, Lukaku

    Do Fletcher to Firmino for -4 and play AOA? Bench Baines.

    1. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Don't need to take the hit imo

  13. DeadStarComing
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Not a single mention of Rashford Mark? I'm guessing, like me, you're just not convinced he will actually be a 'double' player?

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Haha, just posted below 😉

  14. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    negredo got 15 points in the reverse fixtures vs bournemouth and sunderland. come on lightning, let's be 'avin you

    1. GS456
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      One penalty and an assist across 2 is all it takes

      1. the snazzy viking
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        N-E-G-R-E

        I said

        N-E-G-R-E-D-O

    2. Pasqualinho
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I assume you're on about the striking twice bit, and not proposing a new ironic nickname for Alvie?

    3. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I'd take 42 over the two legs as captain, Alvaro

  15. youzef
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Heaton
    Walker Gibson Alonso
    Sanchez Eriksen Siggy Zaha
    Kane(c) Lukaku Benteke
    Bench: Pickford Fletcher Pieters Browning

    G2G? still thinking I need united players. maybe swapping walker for baily or lukaku for rashford?

  16. The Mandalorian
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    A few might be doing a Kevin Keegan Rant this GW

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXpUdBlRZe8

  17. Desperately Seeking Dusan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    I hate dropping Siggy to the bench but I'm not dropping my Spurs or Zaha-Townsend line up.

  18. Ange Ball
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    G2G?

    Pickford
    VanAaholt Ayala Alonso

    Sanchez Alli Sane Zaha

    Lukaku Kane (C) Negredo

    Foster Eriksen Pieters Holgate

  19. Garfield1001
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    On this having used 2 FT:

    De Gea
    Valencia Alonso Bavies
    Alli Sanchez Siggy Coutinho
    Kane Negredo(c) Lukaku

    Bench: Pickford De Roon Holebas Pieters

    GTG? Or would you change anything? Opinions appreciated!

  20. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    can see that 5mil palace mid nabbing a penalty this gw

  21. janowsc
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Start Siggy over Eriksen, or is that unwise?

    1. GS456
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      No way

    2. L'Aeroplanino
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      doing the same myself but risky

  22. grapesland
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Funny reading old articles like that

    "Adam Johnson bags an assist before picking up a knock"

  23. Razmataz
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone captaining Kane or Lukaku? You not concerned about the double gameweekers like Benteke (c)?

    1. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I don't have Benteke but I have C on Zaha

    2. Ange Ball
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I'm doing Kane

  24. Elfmeter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Bailly (c) - too out there?

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Mourinho complained he's played 7 games on the trot

      1. HashAttack
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        isn't that what footballers do?

        Big teams play twice a week - surely Man U remember that

  25. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Nice avoidance of the 'R' word in the article. worried non owner? ;0

    1. Fitzy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Rooney? 😉

      1. Rolls-Royce
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Broadband?

        1. Fitzy.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Trigger fingers 😉

      2. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        1st name on my team sheet

    2. Rolls-Royce
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Rooney? 😉

  26. matiakez
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    PVA or Gibson? No boro defender scares me but PVA has a good 35 fixture and DGW memories on his side?

    1. GS456
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Gib

  27. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Took my 8 point hit late last night, because I knew I'd bottle it if I was sober. What do you think?

    Foster, Sane, Ibra, Carroll to De Gea, Zaha, Benteke, Negredo.

    1. SADIO SANÉ
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Looks good

  28. HashAttack
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    got a really slow start to the week - Just King vs Gibson, so looking for 3-1 (King hattie and a Gibson goal)

  29. AYEW KI-EDEN MEE
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Who's everyone looking at capping GW35?

    1. GS456
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Sergio or Gabbiadini

    2. HashAttack
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      could be Jesus or Gabbi

      1. GS456
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Yep, he would be a great wildcard pick

  30. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    'Sorry your form has expired. Please try again.'

    Trying to reset my Spotify password and this is all I get.

    Any ideas?

    Thanks.

    1. Pasqualinho
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Sounds a bit like Swansea.

      1. Fitzy.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        😆