Scoreboard

The Scoreboard – Gameweek 34 – Saturday

The Scoreboard presents the Fantasy Premier League information you need from the day’s matches all on one screen, including the current top five BPS (Bonus Point System) standings from each match (potential Bonus Point earners are in bold). Actual Bonus Points will be shown when added – all points are provisional until then.

Gameweek 34

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. TorresMagic™
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    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Last Man Standing

    Safety score currently = 29

    Highest rank = 34th
    Lowest rank = 25,461st

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      How many out this week TM?

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Currently 35 left.
        40% this week so bottom 14 or equal.
        Not sure on the last 3 GWs for %s.
        How many do you think is best for the final GW in GW37?

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Oh I'm not sure not good at these things, So that would leave 21 left in 35 so I guess 11 out to leave 10 left in 36 or 16 out to leave 5.

          1. TorresMagic™
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            Still 3 GWs to go.
            Might be down to 20 this week.
            Doing 45/50% in the next 2 will leave 3 to 5 for the final GW.
            Something like 21/11/5 is the easy solution if only one on the bottom score.

            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              That seems to work out fine.

              1. TorresMagic™
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                9 years, 1 month ago

                Not sure 5 in the final GW is the best fit. 3 or 4 would be ideal.

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 1 month ago

                  I have complete faith in what you do TM so do whatever you feel is right for the competition

    2. RoysCallerAnne
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Still only missed out on one lousy week. How annoying. Nature of the game I spose

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah that's all it takes. Can't believe I'm still in. 41 points this week so far so should hopefully be ok

        1. RoysCallerAnne
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          • 14 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Well done! Best of luck hope you win it now. Great format for a league, always been my favourite.

          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Thanks RCA. Always enjoyed TMs competitions

      2. TorresMagic™
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        You have been consistent at least. Plenty of managers in the same spot as you.

  2. andy85wsm
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    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    After benching Kane this week I'm tempted to do it again and play Vardy vs Newcastle.

    I may even transfer Kane out for Giroud.

    Anyone else with similar ideas?

    1. RoysCallerAnne
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'm thinking about Remy, Kane -> Giroud, Benteke for a -4

    2. drughi
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nah vardy>giroud. City look shaky

      1. andy85wsm
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        Vardy in decent form. Newcastle couldn't be in worse form.

        1. Ruth_NZ
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Kane to Giroud. You don't need Kane till GW37 at the earliest and probably not even then because Wickham/Defoe/Austin could well be better options.

          Vardy can play 35 for sure and possibly 36 as well. Essentially you want strikers from whoever is playing Newcastle. I think they may even get relegated.

          1. andy85wsm
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            9 years, 1 month ago

            I'd need a -4 together Giroud.

            Tempted to just bench Kane for now and do something like Fabregas to Ramsey to start collecting arsenal players

            1. andy85wsm
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              Although at some point I'll need a -4 for Giroud anyway and rival has him so maybe I should just do it now

              1. Ruth_NZ
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Well he'll start increasing in price, I don't know if that matters. I already have him (benched this week) so I have an easier move next week of Fabregas to Sanchez to complete my 3 Arsenal.

                If you're going to have to take a hit eventually why not now? Kane against City or Giroud against Hull. Seems an easy choice to me.

                How did this week go by the way? You were going to take a couple of hits?

                1. andy85wsm
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                  9 years, 1 month ago

                  Took a -12.

                  Choice ended up being

                  Vardy and Fabregas or N'Doye and Terry.

                  I was 0.1m off getting Giroud for free with the Terry move so ended up going with 2 attackers. Shame Vardy was out scored but still another game to go.

                  Score has given me a red arrow but more importantly I've only lost 6 points of my ML lead with Vardy and Fabregas differentials to come.

                  1. Ruth_NZ
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 1 month ago

                    I have Cesc too. I just have a feeling about him at Arsenal playing No. 10, it is one of the reasons I was willing to switch the armband from Eden. Still remains to be seen whether that was the best decision. 😉

                    1. andy85wsm
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                      9 years, 1 month ago

                      Did you go N'Doye then for captain?

                      1. Ruth_NZ
                        • 9 Years
                        9 years, 1 month ago

                        Yep.

          2. Ruth_NZ
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Just to add a bit...

            There are 7 relegation-threatened teams.

            3 of them are trying to attack their way to points - Leicester, QPR, Villa.
            2 of them are trying to play solidly, give little away and nick a win - Burnley, Sunderland.
            1 is balanced between the two - Hull.
            And 1 is hopeless at both - Newcastle.

            Strikers from Leicester, QPR, Villa and Hull are therefore great options if you can pick the fixtures right. They are fighting for their lives while a lot of teams are taking their foot off the gas even if their managers don't want them to.

            With Newcastle and Leicester in 37 and 38, Austin could be worth his weight in FPL gold if QPR still have a chance of escaping by then.

            1. andy85wsm
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              9 years, 1 month ago

              Yeah. Trouble is I have no arsenal players and need a hit if I want Giroud, Sanchez and Ramsey (which I do)

              Very few spare transfers so I might hold Vardy.

              1. Ruth_NZ
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Yep. I think that's probably the best three, though I am happy with Ospina/Sanchez/Giroud which is what I'll have.

                I think Vardy can be held in any case.

  3. TyrannosavrvsPvlis
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    So Skrtel was a good captaincy call after all, shame i was too afraid to do it ;(

    1. Jairzinho
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Who did you (c)?

    2. Jairzinho
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Don't cry unless it's a SGW who scored less than Skrtel.

      1. TyrannosavrvsPvlis
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Hazard... But playing ir safe is so dull

  4. Jairzinho
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    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    How can commentator blame Fulham keeper for that punch????!

  5. ralfb
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    How did sterling look today?

    1. RoysCallerAnne
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Not as good as Ibe.

    2. Spectre_
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      invisible

  6. Spectre_
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Assuming Sanchez and Giroud will be in almost all teams in GW37, should the third spot go to

    a) Ospina/Debuchy/Kosc
    b) Ramsey/Ozil

    1. ralfb
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      B

      1. ralfb
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        But i might go with ozil ramsey gru, without alexis

        1. Spectre_
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          i've just been looking at this but i think i'd rather have sanchez

      2. Spectre_
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Arsenal have Sunderland at home though as one of the games, then west brom at home in gw38 (a week when west brom, sunderland and southampton who a lot of people own defenders of, have tough games)

    2. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'd make that call in the week leading up to the DGW. We'll have a better idea by then.

      1. Spectre_
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        True, just trying to plan

        1. Ryan
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          9 years, 1 month ago

          Remaining flexible might be the best plan

    3. The Iron Tulip
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      B with Ramsey is my plan

  7. Patty
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Score check?
    34 for me :/

    1. TorresMagic™
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      47/13(c)

    2. Ruth_NZ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      62 with 3 tomorrow and 10 in midweek (or 9 if Schlupp is unfit).

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Great score Ruth

      2. Patty
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Did you have n'doye?

        1. Ruth_NZ
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Yep. Captained him in the end.

      3. TorresMagic™
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        Very nice. Nearly back to where you were.

        1. Ruth_NZ
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Yep. It has been a rough few weeks as I misplayed both the DGWs prior to this one.

          I think I can still make top 5k as my squad is now well set for the rest of the season. That wouldn't be too bad an outcome considering all the newbie mistakes I have made. 😉

    3. Wouter
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      43 -12

    4. The Iron Tulip
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      57 here!

    5. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      27 pts. Ivanovic, Hazard (C), Fabregas tomorrow.

    6. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      41 Sanchez Haz (c) Ivan Terry left tomorrow

    7. Rupert The Horse
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      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      30.

    8. andy85wsm
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      34 (-12). Not great for rank but looking good for mini league.

      Lost 6 points so far but have Vardy and Fabregas x 2 to go!

    9. Kevin Twine
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      43

    10. Jairzinho
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      49 -16
      + 11 (+ captain one more game)

    11. Wishdom Teeth
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      57 with 3 tomorrow and 10 in the midweek. Hazard(c)

  8. 5os
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    With 1 FT, who to bring in first, Sanchez or Giroud? I'd be replacing one of Silva/Sterling/Hendo with Sanchez and Vardy with Giroud.

    1. TorresMagic™
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      That's my team with N'Doye for Aguero.

      1. TorresMagic™
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        and Ivan for Fab.

    2. MMN
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Short term yes but let's see how Aguero and Kane do till the end.

      1. andy85wsm
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        There's only short term left now 🙂

        1. MMN
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Well 4 more weeks without Kane and Aguero, let's see.

    3. McNulty
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Their rank history is unreal

      1. MMN
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Can't argue with that. Dunno what happened in 2012/13 though.

        1. lifes a pitch
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Wow!

      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Wow

      3. TorresMagic™
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        He was #4 in HoF until this season.

          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          This WC could see him stay there or there abouts.

          1. TorresMagic™
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            9 years, 1 month ago

            He was 29th before this GW in the live HoF. Plenty of new great managers entering.

    4. Ruth_NZ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      That's very ballsy. Aguero was the one SGW heavyweight I couldn't see parting with but he is so ahead of the game with 3 Arsenal already in place.

  9. TyrannosavrvsPvlis
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    A score of 29 could be considered as a shitty one?

    1. Rupert The Horse
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      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I bet you still rose.

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Even with 25. OR was the main factor.

    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      When you take a hit, it is.
      Given you have 6 DGWers, probably won't end well.

      1. Rupert The Horse
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        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Why? Not enough?

        1. TorresMagic™
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          9 years, 1 month ago

          He only has 5 in the end. 2 Chel, 3 Pool.
          Anyone caring above him will be better prepared.

          1. TyrannosavrvsPvlis
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Don't respond like i'm not here! ;(

            1. TorresMagic™
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              • 14 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              29(-4) would have been a better question.

    3. TyrannosavrvsPvlis
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Sheit... Well my whole season could be considered as a big, smelly pile of sheit really... ;(

  10. MMN
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    1 - Schmeichel (NEW) or Davis (sun)

    2 - Silva (tot) or Vardy (NEW)

    (Already playing Huth)

    1. Wishdom Teeth
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Davis & Vardy

  11. Lizard Lips
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Feel silly to have been on a wildcard and not gone Terry and Skrtel over Ivanovic and Moreno 🙁 Worse more I convinced myself of Giroud over Vardy.

    1. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      You cant predict injuries, tough luck. I had a gut feeling about Skrtel all week but went with the logic on needing to save cash and bought Moreno 🙁 Its just a tough break, can only move on.

  12. The Light Knight
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Up by 200k places today after 61 🙂
    Still a long way to any sort of milestone but it's a decent feeling all the same

    1. TyrannosavrvsPvlis
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nice! congrats!

  13. Captain Peacock
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Congratulations Ruth_NZ, what a great decision to captain Ndoye!

    1. Ruth_NZ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Well, it won't look foolish now. Whether it was the best decision remains to be seen. 😉

      But thanks anyway.

  14. Klopp's Kids
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    This is usually the point in the season where my rank plummets. The late wildcard users slowly overtake me.

    1. TorresMagic™
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      1st time I have ever had a late WC. Nearly the perfect week for it.

      1. Klopp's Kids
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I got to learn to keep mine! This is my first season playing competitively. Getting in the top 10K will suffice for me.

  15. Ryan
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    I still can't help feel how fortunate those with Leicester assets are.

    That missed penalty saw the heads drop with a goal at the other end almost immediately. What might have been 🙁

    1. Ryan
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      This moment has defined the DGW imo

    2. Nickofoz
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      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Agreed. Really needed Burnley to score that. Why didn't bloody Ings take it?

      1. Ryan
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        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah you have to wonder. He needed a goal too

  16. N'Doye Punathon
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    DAME PUNS ROUN'DOYE-UP

    Demi (+17)
    N'doye will always love you

    Jairzinho (+1)
    N'Doye would walk 500 miles.

    42 Epic Fails (+1)
    N'Doye would walk 500 more.

    Fuzzy (+2)
    N'Doye need you duh duh duh duh duh duh
    N'Doye miss you duh duh duh duh duh duh

    Fedolefan
    N'Doye will report any and every post that uses N'doye in a song lyric.

    42 Epic Fails
    N'Doye will too.

    The Enlightener
    N'Doye who cried wolf.

    Optimus 42
    N'Doye would like to know also

    The Enlightener
    21st Century (Digital N'Doye)

    The Captain and Doneil 42
    N'Doye won't go
    N'Doye won't sleep
    N'Doye can't breathe
    Until you're resting here with me
    N'Doye won't leave
    N'Doye can't hide
    I cannot be until you're resting here with me

    - Here With Me by N'Doyedo

    The Enlightener
    N'Doye George really wanted to hurt me.......and make me cry. 🙁

    The Light Night 42
    Classic movie tonight to celebrate

    Withnail N'Doye

    Optimus 42
    Me,Myself N'Doye-rene

    Carsonyeung
    N'Doye just want you to be true, N'Doye just wanna make love to you

    Jairzinho (+8)
    N'Doye think to myself, what a wonderful world...

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    Ness N'doye mer.

    Sporting 42 Not Out (+1)
    The King N'Doye.

    Jairzhinho
    N'Doye Dought Da Dasketdall

    Pug
    N'doye...Will always loooooooooo ooooooove yooooooouuuuuu

    42 Epic Fails
    N'Doye The Earth Stood Stiil.

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    Me, Myself and N'Doye (+3)

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    The King N'Doye

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    N'Doye Love you So - Perry Como

    Sporting - 42 Not Out (+4)
    Gold N'Doye

    The Light Night 42
    N'Doye of The Rings : Fellowship of The N'Doye
    #IsDatRite

    CRNH 42 (+2)
    I came, I saw N'Doye conquered.

    CRNH 42 (+3)
    With Nail N'Doye

    Wobe Wan 42 (+1)
    Ndoye Macnab

    Aduckbehind
    Get your haN'Doyeff my missus

    42 Epic Fails
    Your missus N'Doye.

    Eunuch De Jellers (42 Not Out) (+1)
    N'Doye Hard, With a Vengeance.

    CRNH 42
    Are you feeling RaN'doye?

    Sporting - 42 Not Out (+8)
    I'm Sexy N'Doye Know It.

    Wildroverlinga
    N'Doye still benched Cork and played Silva. Rookie error 🙁

    Seaman 42 Absinthe
    Life Is a Lemon N'Doye Want My Money Back

    Robe Wan 42
    Mane for nothing Ndoye your chicks for free

    Aducksbehind
    The Fast N'Doye Furious

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    Live N'Doye Let N'Doye

    Robe Wan 42
    Ndoye have been kissed by a rose

    Wildroverlinga
    Thinking about watching a film.. How about WIthnail N'Doye?

    Rasping Dave
    How about listening to a song: N'Doye of the Tigers

    Sportsguy - 42 by nature
    All of the stars, they don't shine brighter than you are
    Ain't nobody in the world but you N'Doye
    You N'Doye
    You N'Doye
    Nobody in the world tonight
    Ain't nobody in the world but you N'Doye

    Jairzhinho (+1)
    N'Doye yourself, it's later than you think.

    Back on the 42
    I don't know what KierioN'Doyer would think of all these puns...

    The Axolotl (+3)
    n'doye said, what about, breakfast in tiffany's

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    7 Seconds - Youssou N'doye

    Sporting - 42 Not Out
    Any song by N'Doye-rection.

    Eunuch De Jellers (42 Not Out)
    Anna KareniN'Doye

    Sporting - 42 Not Out (+2)
    It's My Party N'doye Cry If I Want To.

    Costa - The Chosen One 42
    I N'Doyed A lot today

    The Axoltil
    n'doye said, sterling, you look wonderful tonight

    Optimus 42
    N'Doye have the bladder capacity of a pea

    Eunuch De Jellers (42 Not Out)
    Life, the Universe, N'Doyeverything

    Optimus 42
    N'Doye will strike down upon thee with great vengeance

    Machine Al Hasan (+6)
    better pick up that phone N'Doyel 911....

    Zombiewon'tgive42back (+1)
    Make one more goddamn N'doye pun, N'doye swear, I will kill you

    Wildroverlinga (+1)
    You N'Doye travel to the beat of a different drum..

    Taffer
    About N'Doye - Badly Drawn N'Doye

    Robe Wan 42 (+2)
    Ndoye.....Can't help

    Falllling in love with you

    Machine Al Hasan (+3_
    Blackberry, windows phone, iOS or N'doyed?

    Sporting -
    42 Not Out
    N'Doye am done for today.

    Night Aatish!

    Costa Cafu De Laet (+1)
    N'Doye the Boardwalk

    Optimus 42
    N'Doye will sail my vessel..

    *sways cigarette lighter from side to side

    Dusan Scotland Citizen
    Dame in Serbian language means ladies. 🙂

    N'Doye. Ladies N'Doye.

    Boyd to Sven (+1)
    N'Doye can feel it coming in the air tonight.

    N'Doye Shoe-IB Akhtar 42 Not Out (+3)
    N'doye-monds are forever...

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    Live and Let N'Doye and GoldeN'doye.

    Jairzinho
    N'Doye just chundered everywhareeeee....!

    Sporting - 42 Not Out
    N'Doye Pressure

    Forza 42
    I'm sick of these puns, N'doyem going to log off.

    Ko Zasa Toku Ingoa +42
    N'Doye see you later

    Sporting - 42 Not Out
    I come from a land Down N'Doye.

    Costa Cafu De Laet
    I was going to do that and N'Doye pressure with my N'Doye the Boardwalk. A rich seam of new puns.

    Machine Al Hasan (+3)
    Jeez i suck @ table tennis, could certainly do with better N'Doye co-ordination

    The Axolotl
    getting n'doyed with this nonsense. enjoy this site when it gets really silly, and you can just scroll through pages of funny stupid comments.

    Sporting - 42 Not Out
    I got you N'Doye my skin.

    Dusan Scotland Citizen
    N'Doyemania

    The Enlightener
    N'Doye would give anything I own.
    I'd give up my life, my heart, my home.

    Jacthecat
    N'Doye Rhapsody

    Ravenff (+3)
    I get knocked down N'Doye get up again

    Jacthecat
    I say goodbye N'doye say hello

    Machine Al Hasan (+3)
    Nice eyebrows N'Doye lashes

    CRNH 42
    I hear N'Doye forget. I see N'Doye remember. I do N'Doye understand.

    Jairzinho
    Youuuuui were everything I wanted
    N'Doye just can't finish what I started

    The Axootll (+1)
    n'doye of the (hull) tiger 🙂

    Jairzinho
    N'Doye Primus

    Bantamphil - Revenge of the Fullback
    Rory McN'Doye still hasn't won the Masters

    Fuzzy (+1)
    N'Doye would do anything for Love but I won't do that

    Semiconductor
    the hunger games: MockN'doyle

    The Enlightener
    N'Doye to the fishes in the deep blue sea
    N'Doye to you and me

    Jairzinho
    These puns better get a mention on the community roun'doye-up

    Machine Al Hasan
    Pogba n'doyel money to save city again this summer

    The Enlightener
    Anyone here seen the movie N'Doylent Green with Charleton Heston? I haven't yet.

    Wave of Mutilation
    N'Doye N'Doye Luftabaloons

    N'Doye For Real
    You N'Doye in a little N'Doye Schlupp.

    Jairzinho
    N'Doye hate you so much right now.

    The Enlightener
    N'Doyes Out

    Jairzinho (+1)
    N'Doye just can't get enough.
    N'Doye just can't get enough.

    Windmachine
    OGGY OGGY OGGY

    Jairzinho
    N'DOYE N'DOYE N'DOYE

    1. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      TL; N'Doye DR

      1. Konig Luther
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        😀

    2. The Sarjeant
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Take it you haven't got much to do today 😆

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      🙂 game quiet today lads ?

      My vote goes to Jairzhino
      N'Doye yourself, it's later than you think.

      🙂

    4. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Many of the above think his name rhymes with 'eye.' Others think it rhymes with 'boy.' So which is the correct pronunciation?

      1. The Shadow
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Now come to think about it, in some accents 'eye' and 'boy' rhyme.

        1. The Sarjeant
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah, sort of like "Oi Said that"

    5. The Sarjeant
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Which one did you N'Doye the most?

    6. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Top effort

    7. Carlos Kickaball
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'm not sure why Demi is being credited for a pun I've been making all week. 😛

    8. The Captain and Doneil
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Adding to
      Jairzinho (+1)
      N'Doye would walk 500 miles.
      42 Epic Fails (+1)
      N'Doye would walk 500 more.

      Just to be the man who scores a brace in double gameweek thirty-four

    9. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I don't N'Doye stand why no-one has mentioned N'Doye Murray yet.

  17. TorresMagic™
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    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Dodging Silva 51% and Kane 76% this week has helped a fair bit in the top 10K.
    Hiding behind the couch when they play against each other next GW.

    1. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Looks like it was the right call to get rid in the end. Although Silva -> Sterling hasn't exactly paid off yet.

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Not many points in midweek this GW on the whole outside Siggy.

      2. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Sterling captain mteans double sofa hiding (DSW ?) for me now when Hazard plays

      3. Ruth_NZ
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Liverpool started the season as a team that could attack but not defend.

        They appear to be ending it as a team that can defend but not attack.

        If I was a Liverpool fan I'd be getting sick of hearing Rodgers talk about a "wonderful performance" after a 0-0 draw with WBA.

        1. Klopp's Kids
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Klopp would be a good replacement. He can work with the youth well but use his experience in the big games.

          1. Ruth_NZ
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Like a shot. Brilliant coach. But won't he go to City?

            1. Klopp's Kids
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              I think City are seeking a bigger name but we'll see...

              1. Ruth_NZ
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Liverpool with Klopp would be a whole different ballgame. Rodgers is a very good coach to develop young players but I don't think he knows how to read the riot act to established professionals. Klopp does.

        2. fedolefan
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Think an attacking problem is easier to fix than a defending one epecially if you have Sturridge coming back in, Lallana in his second season at the club and Henderson getting better every match. It isn't clicking for them right now but they are serious top 4 contenders next year.

          P.S. I'm not a Liverpool fan

          1. Ryan
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            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Burnley have had an attacking problem for a long time. I always thought it was harder to fix an attacking problem, surely anyone can do a Pulis if they really set their mind on it.

          2. Klopp's Kids
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            One good window and Liverpool can be back at their feet again! We haven't been signing the best players lately though...

          3. Ruth_NZ
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Well, I am in the minority but I don't rate Sturridge at all.

            I saw him pull out of 50/50 challenges so often at Chelsea that I would never want him in my team. I consider him to be physically cowardly.

            Players like Sanchez and Costa are desperate to play even when they aren't fully fit. From what I hear coming out from Liverpool, Sturridge is totally the reverse, one slight knock and the sicknote goes in.

            He has talent but lacks the requisite character to go with it. Maybe unfair but that's my opinion.

    2. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I expect an open game! Silva has lost that impeccable form though.

  18. fedolefan
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    First season of FPL and 68 points lost in hits. And I think I may need one or two more before the end of the season.

    Lowest point was a ridiculous -8 in back to back game weeks (GW 2 and 3). Foolishly fell for the price rise trap since it was something I thought had to be done.

    1. Kane Toads
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      My best year was last year (2432 pts - thanks to Suarez) after taking 112 pts in hits. Hits can be a good thing if the right decisions are made. This year I have taken 32 pts in hits. Enjoy the FPL and all the best. Keep reading the scout for lots of info ... a great site.

  19. MMN
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Wanna get some early opinions on this if I can! Who would you go for?

    1 - Schmeichel (NEW) or Davis (sun)

    2 - Silva (tot) or Vardy (NEW)

    (Already playing Huth)

    1. The Sarjeant
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Davis and Silva.

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Actually, could you bench Huth and play Schmeichel instead?

        1. MMN
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Ye for McShane or PVA lol

  20. Nickofoz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Siggy is the biggest troll of all trolls

    1. Ruth_NZ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Worse than Eriksen (who I removed last week)?

      It is a bit of a sickener when that happens but there is a lesson to learn from it. Keep hold of anyone playing against Newcastle. 😉

      1. Nickofoz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Haha probably, since he scored 13.

        True 😀

    2. Mataatti
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Had him in my 11 one hour before dl but went for Kane instead.. Well could have been worse I suppose!

  21. lifes a pitch
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    N'doye agree

  22. Puyol Pants Up
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    McShane 😎

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Last minute decision for me to save money. Don't expect much vs Pool.

      1. Puyol Pants Up
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I don't even care if he gets -points against Pool! I didn't expect him to get more than 2 points tbh 😀

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 14 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Same. He was mainly a GW36 buy. Thought Palace would do well although Hull have good team defensive stats recently.

    2. The Sarjeant
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      If only I played him!

      1. Puyol Pants Up
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        At least you have him 😉

      2. The Sarjeant
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Knowing my luck, because he's done well on my bench this week, he'll do terrible when I need him to play.

    3. Nickofoz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Looks like Innsie will be changing his grav 😆

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Why?

        1. Nickofoz
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          He said he'll change his grav if McShane scores more than 3 points this GW

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 14 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Haha, will we see McShane?

          2. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            😥

            1. Nickofoz
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              😆

              There's always hope for a red card

  23. Puyol Pants Up
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Early benching headache.

    Who to bench?

    A) Vardy (NEW)
    B) Kane (MCI)
    C) Silva (tot)

    1. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      C

    2. Nickofoz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      C

  24. Jimbo123
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone think Welbeck could get some starts before the season finishes?

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Definitely

    2. The Shadow
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      After 2nd position is locked up - which likely won't happen until GW 38.

    3. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Absolutely. He tends to play a lot on the wing though

  25. nevins84
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    After much thought i chose schulp over morgan...
    i feel ill

    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Is there any news on Moreno/Schlupp for their midweek games?

  26. nevins84
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Walkers dog......

  27. The Sarjeant
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I owe Acqua a HUGE thank you!