Moving Target

Moving Target – Joleon Lescott

Joleon Lescott crossed the West Midlands divide on transfer deadline day, making the switch from West Bromwich Albion to Aston Villa on a two-year deal. After completing the transfer, the defender couldn’t hide his delight at finally joining his boyhood club:

“I am buzzing to have signed for Aston Villa. To say I’m excited is an understatement. I can’t wait to get going now. I remember coming on a trial and being told I didn’t quite make the grade so it’s a special occasion for me and my family to finally sign for this club. We now have a young, energetic squad but hopefully I can bring some experience and help it develop over the next few years. I’ve been lucky enough to play with Micah (Richards) both at Man City and with England. I know he can go on and be one of the best centre-halves. I know Scotty Sinclair, Gabby Agbonlahor and Joe Cole too. Hopefully we can all gel in the next few weeks.”

The History

Born in Birmingham, Lescott began his football education at Wolverhampton Wanderers’ youth academy in 1999. After one year of training, Lescott – still just 17 years of age – made his senior debut for Wolves at the start of the 2000/01 First Division (now the Championship) season. He instantly established himself as a regular starter at Molineux, scoring two goals in 37 league ties. The talented youngster was subsequently named as the Supporters’ Young Player of the Year award for performances that belied his lack of experience.

Lescott would miss just two league clashes over the next two terms, bagging six goals in the process. Despite helping Wolves earn promotion to the Premier League for the 2003/04 season, the six-foot-three-inch defender was ruled out for the entirety after undergoing knee surgery. Upon returning to action, Lescott played in all but five of their Championship encounters, adding another five goals to his tally.

Everton snapped up Lescott in the summer of 2006, handing him a starting berth from the offset. The England international featured in every league match during his first two campaigns with the Toffees, netting a career-high eight goals in the 2007/08 season. He racked up another four goals in 36 outings in his final term for the Merseysiders, before moving to Manchester City on 25 August 2009 for a fee in the region of £22 million.

Lescott sat out over 15 matches through injury in his debut term with the Sky Blues and then struggled to cement his position the following season, chalking up three goals and two assists across 22 outings. The 2011/12 campaign at the Etihad Stadium proved to be his most influential in Manchester, harvesting two goals and one assist in 31 appearances (30 starts). His involvement tailed off over the next two years, with Martin Demichelis the favoured partner to Vincent Kompany during the 2013/14 season.

Lescott spent the previous campaign with the Baggies, starting in all but the opening four Gameweeks. Primarily deployed as a centre-back, he was also assigned to left-back duty on occasion. In 34 outings, Lescott carded one goal and two assists.

The Prospects

Despite playing at left-back in the final four Gameweeks of the previous campaign, Lescott’s best chance of securing starts at Villa Park will be in central defence. Villa recruited 21-year-old left-back Jordan Amavi from Nice in the summer and the Frenchman has excelled in these early stages. No player in the league at any position boasts more successful dribbles (15) than Amavi, while only four players across the top five European leagues – including the likes of Lionel Messi (17) and Lucas Moura (16) – can better him in this metric, illustrating his take-on prowess.

Lescott (4.9) will be vying with Ciaran Clark for the right to partner Richards (4.6) at the back. Even in the event that he triumphs in that internal contest and is afforded a sustained run in the side, Fantasy managers will be more inclined to acquire the cheaper Richards, given that Lescott’s potential for attacking returns is similarly limited; once a domineering presence from set-pieces, the Birmingham-born defender averages a goal every 1920 minutes across the last four terms.

Turning our attention towards Lescott’s statistical output last season, he managed 14 attempts at goal, with only three of these hitting the target. Although Amavi (5.0) mustered just three more strikes at Nice, his shot accuracy was far superior (35.3% compared to 21.4%), ultimately resulting in three more goals (four compared to one). In addition, the France U21 international generated over 10 times the number of key passes (32 compared to three) – by virtue of his wing-back role – encouraging prospective investors in Villa’s rearguard to shell out the extra 0.1 for Amavi.

Leandro Bacuna (5.0) also threatens to emerge as the premier route into Villa’s rearguard. The Dutchman was fielded on the right flank last time out against Sunderland and ranks third among all defenders for attempts (five) this term. While he’s unlikely to retain that berth upon the return of Gabriel Agbonlahor and Jack Grealish, Bacuna’s propensity for raids down the right wing is certainly conducive to attacking returns – as evidenced by his five assists in just 983 minutes last season.

The Villains have one clean sheet to their name this term and are faring quite well from a stats perspective: only three teams have conceded fewer big chances (three), while they place in the bottom eight for both shots inside (27) and outside the box (17) conceded.

On a short term basis, then, Villa’s shut-out prospects are fairly promising, with home ties against West Brom and Stoke City over the next four Gameweeks (lei, WBA, liv, STO). From Gameweek 9 onwards, however, a gruelling quintet of match-ups paints a bleaker picture (che, SWA, tot, MCI, eve), with few willing to invest in Sherwood’s new-look outfit over that period.

Further Reference

Joleon Lescott Wikipedia Page

Joleon Lescott Transfer Markt Page

Joleon Lescott YouTube Highlights

1,580 Comments Post a Comment
  1. BrockLanders
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I'm locking down on Mahrez (c) for Sunday and gonna hid behind the sofa on Saturday..

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      And break your Tele on Sunday

    2. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I hope you're rewarded for such a gamble.

    3. LC1
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Good luck oh wise one

  2. It's his Job.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Thinking of all out attack chip activation?

    Butland

    Kolarov Francis

    Hazard Redmond Mahrez Ayew Silva

    Diouf Aguero Gomis

    Subs. McCarthy-Darmian Richards-Oxford

    0.7 in bank

    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      To have Diouf autosubbed for Darmian?

      1. It's his Job.
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Mmm is Diouf still injured?

        1. Heydudes13
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah. Wait for news.

    2. It's his Job.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Looks like i am holding off on the chip then.

      1. It's his Job.
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Many thanks

        1. Heydudes13
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          My pleasure.

  3. Rossaldinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Does anyone know when the official UEFA Fantasy Champions League site will be up and running? They still have old data for last year. The first group rounds are next Tuesday.

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      knowing them probably wednesday

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        ...September 16th.

        1. Rossaldinho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          that is after the first round of games!

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            "Knowing them" was the key.

          2. Konig Luther
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            running properly will be after the 1st round.. yes

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              If then.

    2. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      they said this week, according a tweet

    3. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They were really late last year too I believe. Literally a day or two before the games started.

      1. Rossaldinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        thanks guys - yes I do recall they were late last year

    4. Tomlette Greggs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      very soon, according to this guy:

      https://twitter.com/UEFAcomAndrewH

  4. narvy
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    am bringing the ne spurs"son" is it too early?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It is tooooooooo early

  5. Kings of Lyon ★
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Wouldnt if be good you could program FPL to do something like

    IF defender does not play
    THEN play AOA
    end

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I forgot this progam......I remember it starts with Q though......is it Q Basic???

  6. Eden Hazardous
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    AGUEROOO!!!!...........

    Just preparing myself for Saturday 😀

    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Being tedious in advance. That's a new one.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I think you have got "Being tedious" covered......

        1. Return Of Chamakh
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Handbags at dawn!! 😉

  7. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    CBA with CL fantasy this year

    site is just too frustrating

    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I am quite looking forward to keeping up to date with it this year. 🙂

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I always manage to keep up to date (bar the final last year which cost me big time) but I always wait for line-ups before I make any changes and by that point you're lucky if you can get in.

        1. Rossaldinho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Site is crap I know but the game is actually quite good. I also enjoy picking a game to watch on telly with one eye on my laptop checking live scores

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            can't even watch live games in the UK anymore unless you have BT or a decent stream

          2. Heydudes13
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Yeah, it is very fun tbh.

    2. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'm doing an iteam one. Though I guess there'll be a pay option, for extra transfers.

      1. Rossaldinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I did it last year - did okay but as you say the extra transfers cost and to be honest you cannot keep up with the leaders unless you take them so I'm in two minds this year

        1. kalmoffit
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I'm not too worried about keeping up with the leaders anyway. 😉

  8. Eden Hazardous
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I just saw GW 5's fixture timings and get why so many people are captaining Mahrez! What are you guys doing to maximize tele on Sunday? I am punting on Vardy.........

    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I don't make my team around maximising tele.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Not even a little tiny bit?

    2. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I love (C) a player who's on TV. Makes a boring game a lot more interesting/frustrating 😀

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Same here!

      2. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        worrying also if sat captains have returned big

        1. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Oh yeah. I'll be biting my nails all the way through Jeff and the boys

        2. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          That is why I choose a differential rather than a (C) to minimize risk and maximize rewards

          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I thought you were going to cap vardy, read it wrong

            1. Eden Hazardous
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Not in a million years would I do such a thing!

    3. pellis18ff
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Especially if nearly last game of the week edge seat stuff if need performance from cappo

  9. England's Number 1
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    FPL should do a % captain along with % ownership. Would make it easy to decide on a (c).

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Captain is only locked in at deadline.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      there was one point of time they showed the highest captained players I think

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Just the highest after deadline. The dead teams captain.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Well it accurate during the Suarez and Ronaldo seasons

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            *it was accurate

          2. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Wasn't around for Ronaldo. Not sure it was around for Suarez either. RVP was the default captain from memory.

            1. Eden Hazardous
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I distinctly remember it for being for Suarez.....might be wrong tho

  10. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    think I might just keep new team name if it is officially endorsed

  11. luke25
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Coutinho to Ayew?

    1. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Do you have Gomis?

      1. luke25
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I don't, no

        1. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Do it then

    2. Ludo
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sure.

    3. Rossaldinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      That's a bit short term thinking. Ayew is worth bringing in but not necessarily for Coutinho

      1. Doolittle
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Coutinho's suspended.

        1. Rossaldinho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          only for one game!

      2. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I agree especially considering Liverpool's good run of fixtures after Manchester United

    4. Tomlette Greggs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      yes

  12. Gwk 5 Captaincy: Aguero v Sanchez
    Ludo
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Aguero's stats are good, Sanchez's stats are good. Palace and Stoke are both quite leaky at the back, but there's not much in it between them. Aguero is explosive, but Sanchez is just as explosive (both players managed multiple attacking returns on 8 occasions last season).

    Traditionally, you'd say Sanchez has the home advantage, but Aguero and City were just as good at scoring away from home last season, they've kept that up so far this year, and Arsenal are having trouble scoring in front of their own fans. On that basis, the fixtures are pretty even, and their form so far is pretty even, in that neither player has converted their chances into goals.

    What swings it for you?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      2 things

      a) Captaincy % for Kun (especially in my ML)
      b) pens

      1. The Mighty One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        +1. I forgot about pens. So true.

    2. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sanchez's stats are better, and Stoke are top of the "big chances conceded" table, but not captaining Aguero is always terrifying. Going to be a Saturday morning decision I think, could come down to a coin toss...

      1. Ludo
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Hmm, I'm worried that Sanchez's stats might be misleading. He's shooting a lot, it's true, but he's not troubling goalkeepers. Teams are parking the bus against Arsenal, and whenever Sanchez shoots, the entire opposition's defence is there in the box, goalside of the ball, getting a block in.

        1. Doolittle
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah I did add that caveat to a comment earlier, and his "blocked shots" is extremely high. It's a really tough call.

          1. Ludo
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I think I'm leaning towards Kun now. If Alexis explodes, his ownership is so low that it would still be great news for my rank.

            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              this is a big caveat for me

              a Kun explosion without him as (c) is probably a red arrow. A Sanchez explosion without him as (c) is probably still a green arrow

              1. Donkey_Sanctuary
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                This is a very good point

        2. Gentlemen Crier
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          He is a little. He hit the post from very close against Liverpool, and had numerous good chances against Palace but didn't finish them due to rustiness. Watch the highlights. As for the last game he forced Krul into one good save but Arsenal were pants in general. He's been the most direct threat in the Arsenal team.

      2. United come on!
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Don't remember that Stoke is 9 men down in the last match. This is one of the reasons for their leading "big chances conceded".

        1. United come on!
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          *forget. My bad

          1. Tobias
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Too late. I didn't read beyond the mistake,

        2. Doolittle
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah this was pointed out to me earlier, I filtered it just by GW1-3 and they're still joint top.

    3. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Pens and city being in better form

    4. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I think I'm very comfortable captaining Sánchez over Agüero.

      1. RustyBz
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Do you feel better after you put the required accents into the players' names?

        1. Heydudes13
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Can't resist when on iPhone.

    5. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Pens, team better form and generally just a better player.

      1. Ludo
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I think this is it for me. Penalties are a big factor.

    6. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      sanchez is more likely to blank if either of them do

    7. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      extra point for a goal extrra point for a CS

    8. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sanchez will get an extra point for a CS and 5 points for each of the 5 goals he is going to score.

    9. Aguerrrooooooo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      aguero getting back late from international juty (friday morning)

      1. RustyBz
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        international juty is a good one 😀

        1. Ziegler1988
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Maybe he combined jury duty into a new word

          1. Now I'm Panicking
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I want to do jury duty - why is it always the losers that get randomly selected?

            1. Doolittle
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              That's not true; after all, I've been selected for it before. Wait a minute...

              1. Now I'm Panicking
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                I'm sure you were an exception 😉 You know what I mean though - is always the person at work who has just had 6 months off with "stress" or some equally BS reason that gets selected just after they come back, or similar

      2. Ziegler1988
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        There's no reason he won't be in the air now and home in Manchester tonight

      3. Ludo
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Didn't do him much harm when he put four past Spurs last season (and missed a penalty...)

        1. Whazza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Argentina played 4 days before and Aguero didn't feature

          1. Ludo
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Argentina played 4 days before the City game this week as well, and Aguero played for 15 minutes.

            1. Whazza
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Add that they are playing away this time. Add that Palace is in great form. Add that they play UCL finalists on Tuesday. Is Sanchez perhaps the safer option this gw? (just thinking out loud)

              1. Ludo
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Maybe. I think there's very little in it, on balance...

                1. Whazza
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Yup, both good options. It's basically down to luck on this one... Therefore might go Alexis for a potentially bigger reward

      4. RustyBz
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        This is how rumors start

    10. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's basically penalties vs extra goal and CS points, I'd go with Sanchez if I had him.

    11. FIFA King
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'm swaying towards Aguero due to the fact everyone in my ML will captain him and no one has Sanchez so any points I get for him will be a gain, Could argue the same for captaining Sanchez tho where you have potential to gain but going without Aguero is too risky in my eyes

    12. shirtless
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      1. Palace could come out and play a high line and leave space for Kun to exploit.

      2. Away teams seem to be getting the better of it this season.

      3. Arsenal's poor recent home form.

      I'm just glad I have both, so if I get it wrong at least I still get the points.

      Kun el capitan.

    13. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      The extra point that I am going to get for each of Sánchez's goals ... 😉

    14. A.T
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Team form and the fact I don't own Sanchez 🙂
      But I'd go with Aguero regardless.

    15. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sanchez for me

    16. Jaws
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      1. Palace is a MUCH better team than Stoke at the moment.
      2. Minutes on the pitch

      Sanchez for me.

    17. Futbol Heritage
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Team form and Penalties.

      All of Sanchezs 1700 touches wont get him any goal/assit points if Arsenal struggle to score, City on the other hand...

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Ofc it will. Every single one of them will help

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I dont own Sanchez, so Aguero.

    18. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I was actually considering benching Aguero this week, since his Premier League returns this season have been so much worse than the rest of my front eight - or playing my All Out Attack chip in order to avoid having to hide behind the sofa.

      However, after his 3 goals and 4 assists during the international break, I will not only be restoring him to my starting eleven, I will also be giving him the armband again.

      I don't own Sanchez. Owning both Aguero and Sanchez weakens the rest of the squad too much in my opinion.

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Aguero has the potential to explode anytime anywhere.

    19. Latchmere Wave Machine
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      YYT has scored in each of his last 3 games against Palace
      Silva has 2
      Kun has never scored against them.

      I'm on Sanchez

    20. Baines on Toast...
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      So you all want an easy fixture, pens and 5 Pts for a goal. Marhez , anyone?

    21. The Non Flying Dutchman
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Don't care about ownership until I'm top of my mini leagues. Which I am not.

      Team form alone swings it.

      Pens are a bonus.

    22. Rewant-WantToWinEverything!
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Aguero coz:
      1. Local league is 1st priority
      2. City are more likely to score than Arsenal in this form
      3. KDB will assist Aguero 😉

    23. Kenzoblu
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sanchez, decent record against Stoke

    24. Nickofoz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I don't own Sanchez so it's a pretty easy decision for me.

      It is worth noting that Aguero is due to arrive back late (Friday morning) from International duty. Not that he won't start, but it could affect his performance.

      That said, if I owned both I'd still go Kun I think, better team form and from watching Sanchez his amazing stats doesn't correlate with his threat on the pitch, IMO.

    25. jace_nooch
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I think at the moment past records against teams is irrelevant, it's more about how the player is travelling now and the team.

      Man City and scoring freely and Aguero looks dangerous. He's a striker on penalty duty which is in his favour. Aguero hasn't done the damage yet but we all expect him to soon. He's been in great form with Argentina and I think he will bring that to the domestic league.

      Sanchez and Arsenal haven't done much this season and especially at home which is concerning. Arsenal can score goals though and it can come from anywhere in the midfield which is much harder to pick. Sanchez is class and should expect him to do well but I also expect Ozil and etc to start earning some points.

      Aguero for me personally, but Sanchez has the class to accumulate points also.

    26. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Captaining Kun because;

      1) Palace has a leaky defense and Pardew isn't fan of bus parking!
      2) Kun can make any DEF look ridiculous as he did against Chelsea with his magical touch
      3) With the MID playing behind him, he'll surely have some good chances

      and finally because I don't have Sanchez in my team 😀 😀 😀

  13. Random Name
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    *Googles Riyad Mahrez*

    "Barca to make shock move for Mahrez"

  14. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    togo managers reason for not selecting adebayor

    Saintfiet said: "If you are dating a woman who does not want to respond positively, then you must look for another woman."

    1. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I think that's a quite healthy attitude, to be honest.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        about ade or women?

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Meant about women, but why not about Ade too.

    2. Return Of Chamakh
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's all going wrong for him recently hey! Perhaps he should try remedying the situation by not being such a massive knob 😀

  15. Demí
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Honestly thought Douglas Costa was like 27. Only 24 though. Nice piece of showboating again last night.

    1. Wouter
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Been class this season, yeah. That outside of the foot cross to Muller a few weeks back was brilliant. Chelsea signed Cuadrado instead of him apparently.

      1. Demí
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah that was great. Don't understand Cuadrado. He looked amazing at the world cup imo. No doubt will tear it up for Juve now

        1. Wouter
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          He was brilliant, had him in my WC fantasy team together with James and they tore up the group stages. Probably will, just like Salah is doing in Italy as well.

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Good think he is on a LOAN and not a transfer then

    2. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      On that note, what is Bayern's strongest XI when everyone is healthy?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Neuer, Lahm, Muller and 8 others

      2. Wouter
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Neuer - Lahm, Boateng, Benatia, Alaba - Vidal, Thiago - Ribery, Muller, Robben - Lewandowski.

        Don't think we'll ever see both Robben and Ribery fit at the same time again, so Douglas Costa should always have a spot.

        1. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          No Alonso?

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            No Vidal or Thiago?

        2. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          ^this, in fact, Vidal in for Alonso.

          And also, I do not think that Ribéry will ever properly recover from his current injury. It doesn't seem like that and he has expressed that fear and frustration himself too.

        3. Demí
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah that seems about right, r.e. injuries.

          Neuer - Lahm, Boateng, Benatia, Alaba - Vidal, Thiago - Costa, Muller, Robben - Lewandowski.

          And then you have Gotze, Martinez just relaxing on the bench. So good

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Ribéry definitely starting (and strongest) on left if fully fit. Just don't think he will ever be again.

      3. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Everyone? Neuer, Lahm, Benatia, Boateng, Alaba, Thiago, Alonso, Robben, Ribéry, Muller, Lewa.

        1. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Vidal?

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            See above.

      4. Tomlette Greggs
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Pep changes formation and team composition quite a bit, lately. But if he sticks to his version a 3-4-3 (midfield diamond) as he's done in 2 games this season, would think his best eleven would be something like this:

        --------------Neuer--------------
        Benatia, Boateng, Alaba
        ----------Xabi Alonso---------
        --------Vidal------Thiago------
        --------------Muller--------------
        Robben, Lewandowski, Costa

        With Robben out injured for the time being, think Muller switches to the right, and Gotze in the #10 role.

        1. Tomlette Greggs
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Benatia/Lahm, actually.

        2. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Gotze is wasting his time at Bayern. Too much talent, not enough minutes.

          1. Tomlette Greggs
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            yep. Hasn't been used as effectively by Pep. The system Loew uses for Germany has seen him flourish (up top).

            1. RustyBz
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Saw him live couple seasons ago for Dortmund and thought he looked absolutely incredible.

              I'd love him at Chelsea with a #10 role.

    3. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Really didn't think much of him when he's played for Brazil (Brazil fan) and thought Bayern were mental to spend that money on him.

      He's looked really good for Bayern and starting to put in some shifts for Brazil too. One to keep an eye on.

    4. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Class player.

  16. Aguerrrooooooo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    So Aguero not back in the UK until Friday Morning.

    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Surely not? he played at 03:00 today

      1. Aguerrrooooooo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        according to Ben Dinnery on Twitter that appears to be the case. has been reliable in the past

        1. Forza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Just don't mention the Bony vs Liverpool incident.

          1. Aguerrrooooooo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Guess we will find out in the pressers on Thursday/Friday

        2. Doolittle
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          That will go down like a lead balloon on here.

        3. Ziegler1988
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          There's a reason his nickname is Finnery. He's only good for cobbling together manager quotes

        4. Ludo
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Reliably mistaken?

        5. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          The name Ben Dinnery and reliable should not go anywhere near each other

    2. BrockLanders
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Tired definitely be a factor if that's the case..

  17. Tomlette Greggs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Any Champions League fantasy games (apart from iTeam) launched yet?

    The official UEFA CL fantasy should be up in a day or two, apparently. Any others about?

    1. BrockLanders
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'm so sick of the website it's put me right off even doing it this year..

  18. BrockLanders
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Not sure I fancy Aguero at Selhurst park. Not sure I ever remember him scoring down there?

    1. Aguerrrooooooo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      yes im trying to talk myself out of captaining him also after his 2 blanks in a row. But always terrified he runs riot the week I dont captain him lol

      1. Rossaldinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Given I'm currently just short of 1 millionth I may take a punt and captain Sterling. Am I nuts?

        1. BrockLanders
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Probably not.

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      They've got tough grass there, makes it difficult for him.

      1. Aguerrrooooooo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        well i hope he comes on as a sub and blanks as most of my ML will captain him. I have him but want to give Sanchez the armband for this week. He's due for sure

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I personally dont believe in the 'due' theory.........

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            ^this^

          2. Breadbin
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            No need to add that your personal opinion is what's being posted as it applies to all of your posts.

            1. Eden Hazardous
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Please learn grammar first.

              1. RustyBz
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Can't we all just get along?

                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  are you new around here?

                  1. RustyBz
                    • 9 Years
                    8 years, 8 months ago

                    Erm, joined towards the end of the last season..I guess I am 😀

                2. Eden Hazardous
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  😀

    3. Ziegler1988
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yaya is the only member of the current squad to have scored there

      1. BrockLanders
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Fair point. Always remember Dzeko getting the goal/s.. obviously that could change easily but could make him less of a certainty on the (c)

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      He very nearly got a touch on a Toure goal last season, and sent FFS into meltdown.

    5. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Let us hope that he gets a penalty or 2 then

    6. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Also only 2 matches at Selhurst park for Aguero in the EPL

  19. Gooner Kebab
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    If Diouf is out (hopefully he's fit), outside of Gomis / Vardy, who are the other viable options at that price?

    1. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Rondon, Sakho?

    2. ⚛Aeneas⚛
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Wilson

  20. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    New Article Up!

  21. jimbobmij
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Aguero captain vs Sanchez captain

    Aguero pro: Just scored 3 goals and notched 4 assists in 94 minutes of play in internationals. I

    Aguero con: Were they scored vs teams of the same quality is Crystal Palace at home? Probably not. They were also scored whilst playing for a team where he's not the main goal threat and so won't be as man marked out of the game (Messi).

    Sanchez pro: Playing the easier fixture in a team where he's the main goal threat. Just scored in international break

    Sanchez con: Besides the one goal in international break he hasn't scored a competitive goal in a long time.

    Thoughts?

    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I think ive read this before ....

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Me 2

        1. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Me 3

    2. Aguerrrooooooo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Leaning towards Sanchez as only had 1 game over the international break but its a coin toss at the end of the day.
      Stoke had 2 men sent off in their last game so new faces having to come in could aid Sanchez. Am i clutching at straws haha

    3. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Deja vu....

  22. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    any chance aguero is too tired from the travel to play 90 minutes?

    1. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Champions League midweek is a bigger reason. He was only a sub vs Mexico.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        but they are at home which will help

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Scoreline is a factor on Saturday.

    3. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Good chance, he often doesn't complete the 90.

      1. Doolittle
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Apologies, to be clearer, there's a good chance he won't play the full 90 - whether tiredness from travel is the reason is another matter.

    4. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      There is chance but a slim one imo

      1. Aguerrrooooooo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Bony back in the squad. I dont think its so slim. Keep Aguero for Champions league game I would say

        1. Doolittle
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I'm almost certain Aguero will start. We're on game 4, you can't start resting your best player (along with Silva) for a very tough away game against the team in 2nd place.

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            This^^^

          2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            People are afraid of not captaining Aguero . It reassures people about their decision if other people agree with them .

            1. Aguerrrooooooo
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              This^^^

    5. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      cheers

    6. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      He rarely plays 90 minutes. The question is how well will he perform in the minutes he's on the pitch for? If he hasn't done anything by 60, I'd start to get worried

    7. Ludo
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Every chance.

      Don't think it's a big deal though. I can remember at least two occasions last season where he got subbed off early after having scored a brace, to general consternation on here.

  23. Scotty B
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    If I want to keep Coutinho have 0.5 itb and the rest of my midfield is...

    Mahrez, Silva, Sanchez & Westwood is my best option...

    Westwood >Sinclair this week?

    1. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sounds sensible to me.

    2. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Save FT.

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Save

    4. Arn De Gothia
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      yeah

  24. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Schmeichel, Hennessey
    Kolarov, Kos, Cedric, Francis, Saylor
    Depay, Ayew, Sanchez, Mahrez, Fletcher
    Aguero, Benteke, Sakho

    1.2m itb and 1 FT

    Save transfer or use it to upgrade Saylor/Hennessey?

    Don't feel comfortable losing Depay just yet...

    1. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Kos to Monorail or Bellerin, sort out Depay next week.

      1. Tomlette Greggs
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        why ship out Koscielny?

      2. DV8R
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Saylor or Hennessey not more of a priority?

        Kos will play if fit and I'm willing to take the chance

        1. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          If they are going to be on your bench I would say they are a lesser priority.

          Personally I would be worried about Koscielny's fitness considering upcoming fixtures. He may well be rested before the CL game.

  25. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I wonder if Aguero's ears burn every time he gets mentioned on here?

    1. It's his Job.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      CRYSTAL PALACE V MANCHESTER CITY TIPS – AGUERO TO START FIRING AT SELHURST
      Sergio Aguero
      Sergio Aguero - First Goal Scorer

      View Odds
      Crystal Palace v Manchester City tips – Aguero to start firing at Selhurst
      Super Tipper
      View Profile
      Posted 8 September
      Betting Tip: Sergio Aguero - Crystal Palace vs Man City @ 3/1 with bet365

      The top two in the Premier League clash at Selhurst Park on Saturday, with Crystal Palace likely to fearless after putting Chelsea to the sword a fortnight ago.

      That 2-1 win was a deserved one which saw the Eagles attack at will, with Bakary Sako once again getting himself on the scoresheet and the South London team could be set for a memorable season.

      However, we should note that Palace were outplayed by Arsenal last month when losing 2-1 with the opening exchanges seeing the Gunners carve apart their opponents before getting the first goal.

      Therefore, perhaps it’s too much for the Eagles to repeat last season’s victory in this fixture, with Kevin de Bruyne potentially involved after completing a big money move from Wolfsburg.

      Raheem Sterling is looking the part in this Manchester City team and might remain in a central role, although it’s surely time for Sergio Aguero to start getting his name on the scoresheet more regularly.

      Kun was last season’s top marksman in the division and merits an each-way bet at odds of 3/1 on the First Goalscorer market. That means that he simply needs to find the net to ensure you get your money back although we’re banking on him to break the deadlock.

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I counted 8 ear burns.....

    2. Return Of Chamakh
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      In that case I think his heaqd would be on fire pretty much all day 😉

      1. It's his Job.
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        🙂

  26. Dear Stanville...
    rhysybball
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    (to be sung to the tune of Eminem's 'Stan')

    Dear Granville, I wrote you but you still ain't replied
    I told you my transfer ideas, and who was in my side.
    I sent two emails back in summer, you must not-a got 'em.
    There probably was a problem with the wi-fi or something.
    Sometimes I type to quickly and get your name wrong
    but anyways; no worries, what's been up man? Thoughts on Long?
    I transferred Rooney too, upgraded to Aguero
    If he gets injured, guess what I'ma do?
    I'ma bring in Bony.
    I read about your punt on Murray too, I'm sorry.
    I had a friend drop a million places cause his captain didn't play.
    I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
    I even played FPL in the days of Scholes and Stam
    I got a phone full of Scoutcasts and I love your comments, man
    I like the hit you took for Gomis too, that hit was phat
    Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
    just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
    This is Stan.

    Dear Granvill. You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance.
    I ain't mad - I just think messed up you don't answer fans.
    If you didn't wanna read my question on the Scoutcast,
    that's fine, but you coulda mentioned about Clyne.
    My defence is in tatters man, and you knew he was in poor health,
    Cause of a bib theory photo that you kept to yourself.
    That's pretty sneaky man - you're my contributor hero
    I want a team just like yours man, I want to my hits to be zero.
    I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
    Remember when we met in Salford - you said if I'd write you
    you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way,
    I like to save my wildcard too,
    And downgrade heavy hitters to Mahrez or Ayew.
    I feel that I can relate to what you're saying to Mark,
    so when I have a poor week, I lie down in dark
    and picture line-ups with no budget - it really helps when I'm depressed.
    I even got a tattoo saying "Tinkerman" on my chest
    Sometimes I take multiple hits without an active WC
    It's like adrenaline, losing points is such a rush for me
    See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
    My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk FPL 24/7
    But she don't know you like I know you 'Ville, you heal my soul
    She don't know what it's like for people with Courtois in goal
    You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, Stan
    -- P.S.
    Check out Swansea's fixtures too

    Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Take-A-Hit
    this'll be the last rate-my-team I ever submit
    I've posted 6 times and still no word - I don't deserve it?
    I know you saw my last two comments;
    You'd just asked Jonty about the Spurs kit.
    So this is my Hot Topic I'm sending you, I hope you read it
    I'm tired of competing - I can't match your wit.
    Hey 'Ville, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to tinker?
    You know the time that Ronaldo, the winker,
    Scored 3 against Newcastle, and I nearly made him captain?
    But didn't, then saw my rival had the armband on him?
    That's kinda how I feel, I've fallen too far behind
    Now it's too late - I'm on a 100 points, I've resigned.
    And all I wanted was a lousy reply or a mention
    No longer can I handle all the tension
    Of checking line-ups when the deadline's passed.
    I hope you take out Costa, then check the scores, aghast,
    Cause he's scored a brace, then provided a PASS,
    That Hazard scores, and then Pedro's tripped, cause he's fast,
    And Costa takes the pen, and now you're LAST.
    See 'Ville; [*NEW POST*] Shut up Doos! I'm trying to post!
    Hey 'Ville, there's the community member who comments the most.
    But unlike him, I used all my chips early
    I thought it would help. It didn't, now I'm surly.
    Well, gotta go, my team is rotten.
    Oh damn, didn't check. I think this post bottomed...

    1. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Oh my...

      You're closer to being Stan than you realise...

      1. Chocolate Boy
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Jealousy..

        1. Doolittle
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I posted below that it made me laugh! I just pictured Granville reading it and locking all of the doors.

    2. FPLzebub
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Nice. Have an upvote.

    3. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Absolutely brilliant!

    4. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Unbelievable Jeff

    5. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I really liked that 🙂

      Get it hulked

      1. RustyBz
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        If this doesn't get hulked, nothing ever should.

        1. 4vets
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          +1... mods?

          I read it as Eminem would sing it as it was perfect.

    6. Bobby_Baggio
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Lol genius

    7. The Road Dogg
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Actually laughed out loud at this!

    8. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      This is genius

    9. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Oh my God. This is my first post for a while but had to say well done.

    10. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It did make me smile though. What I like most is that you have 2 other comments, both asking the same question, almost a month ago, and that's it; then just flying straight in with this. I like to think that you've been working on it for the last 3 weeks 😉

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Hahahaha 🙂

        1. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          The doos bit 😆

          1. Doolittle
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            The Doos bit is fantastic, had me laughing in the office like a maniac.

      2. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        You just made it better.

    11. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Amazeballs.

    12. Marstar
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Unbelievable Tekkers.

    13. Concrete
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      😀 brilliant

    14. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      This should get moved along with every new page. I love it so much

    15. Whazza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Waiting for Granville's reply 😀

      (Dear Rhys, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy)

      1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        THIS THIS THIS!!!!
        C'mon Granny, what you got

    16. Ludo
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Mods currently pondering the best title for this, something along the lines of Stanville, perhaps...

      1. Whazza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Excellent

      2. Doolittle
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Ahahaha whoever posted the title is kicking themselves now.

      3. Ludo
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Ah, there we go!

      4. Jay_
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Stanville is better than what it is currently !

      5. The Captain and Doneil
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        To be sung??

        Otherwise, brilliant!

        1. dcarlito
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Otherwise? I'll call you a taxi...

          🙂

      6. Jay_
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Brilliant !!!!!

        • Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I bet it was Granville who chose the title for this hot topic 😀

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Ah! The new title is better

        • Scoredelario
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Brilliant

        • Blue Lion
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Good god! What a rap!

        • Wouter
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Haha. +1 Would be brilliant if Granville responded with the final verse.

          1. Whazza
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Live on the Scoutcast tonight

            1. RedLightning
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Sign up Eminem to recite it, then let him release it as his next single!

              Failing that, which of the scouts would be the best Eminem/Rhys impersonator?

        • Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          *claps loudly* 😀

        • dcarlito
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Love it. I can hear the sound of a pencil scribbling and the crash of thunder and rain as I read...

        • rhysybball
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Cheers for the votes!!

          Perhaps Granville could rap his response on the next Scoutcast?!

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            It would be awkward to hear him challenge a genius. (Fan boy)

          2. Doolittle
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            That would be incredible. Let's get Jonty to sing the Dido bits.

            1. Boris Bodega
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              haha this ^

            2. Still Unsure
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Haha! Brilliant!

            3. RustyBz
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I'd vote twice if I could.

          3. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Just got Google to speak it all out loud.

            1. Ludo
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Ahahaha, I am definitely going to do this!

          4. HNI
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Fantasy Rapping League Begins!!

          5. Taffer
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            POST OF THE YEAR

          6. Baines on Toast...
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            amazing

          7. Boris Bodega
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            +38 already!

          8. Scoredelario
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Yep I've tried to rap it.

            Yeah I will stick to fantasy football.

          9. Heels_Over_Head
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Spectacular.

            Very good ear, sense for rhyme, sound and story.

            As a writer by trade, highly impressed with your effort here.

            1. Margarido
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Indeed

          10. DanwiseTheBrave
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Genius

          11. DirtySanchez
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            best post I've seen on FFS

            1. FPL Daniel
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              haha lol

              1. DirtySanchez
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                lol indeed

          12. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            what's the upvote record?

            1. Zombie
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              TML reached around 180 I think with his Lamela post

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                I thought that would be the post that holds the record

              2. RedLightning
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 13 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                One of the posts about Doosra must be close.

                (+42)

                1. Zombie
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  oh yeah..that was above 100 as well the last I remember

                2. Granville
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • Has Moderation Rights
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  That was about 400 if I remember correctly

                  1. FPL Daniel
                    • 14 Years
                    8 years, 8 months ago

                    It was Lamela Rome in France 😉 That was the record

                  2. RedLightning
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 13 Years
                    8 years, 8 months ago

                    Was that Doosra's first post after he returned?

                    Looking forward to the rap on tonight's Scoutcast! 🙂

              3. FPL Daniel
                • 14 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Lamela was 400

          13. _Ninja_
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Amazing!

          14. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            We'd miss posts like this with a separate members forum!

            Great stuff 🙂

          15. Zombie
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            This is amazing...I think Granville must reply to each of your comments to make up 😀

            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            This is incredible. Now if somebody good make a recording and music video...

          16. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Did anyone read this and think that if I had been Mark instead of Granville it could easily have actually been recorded by Daniel?

          17. MAXUN1TED
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Bazinga!

            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Just read it again and it got even better, you have serious talent Rhysybball...

          18. FPL Maldini
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Best comment of the year, has to be mentioned tonight!

          19. Sharkytect
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            This is my favourite post I have ever read on this site. Great work! Like so many others, I await the Granville reply to this.

            "...I seen this one post on the forums a couple weeks ago that made me sick
            Some dude was drunk and brought in walcott for a hit..."

          20. Still Unsure
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Best post ever.

              1. Ógie
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Ya sometime a real gem pops up on this forum like this

                Play the instrumental in the headphones and read it out some craic

                Get some guy to sing it for the next scout cast that would be box office maybe the scout casters might collaborate and do a few verses each 🙂

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVdhHktuAmo

            • Jonny Bananas
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              This is incredible!

              P.S. To get the most out of this, I listened to the instrumental of Stan on youtube.

            • Jonny Bananas
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              i'm commenting again as I actually cried with laughter reading/listening a second time...genius

            • Jøssy ⭐
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Amazing mate!! Is this a record number of up-votes mods?? Deserves to be!

                1. Jøssy ⭐
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  ...and it just got one more!! Great work Innsie!!

                  Some really talent in this community!

                  Thanks for that Giggs.

            • Granville
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Oh wow, I've always wanted a stalker to prove I've made it 🙂

              Anyway, tell me what can I do for you that would prevent me ending up in the trunk of your car.

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                think it's gone past that Granville

                rap on the scoutcast or else change address 😛

                1. Jøssy ⭐
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  I've requested it on the Hot Topic for Scoutcast questions! 😀

            • Long Juan Silva
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Quality

            • Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Your turn Daniel. What have you got?

            • RoysCallerAnne
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Brilliant stuff! I actually did a Daniel one to Mark a couple of years back. It was on one of those animation creator sites.
              It was simply called Dan. It culminated with Daniel driving into the water with Jonty in the boot.
              Sadly it is gone now as the site closed and I never saved it to YouTube. It had the backing track and all.

            • wachu
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Genius 😀

            • C-Dawgg
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Take a bow son, this is majestic!

              1. Rhinos
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Take a bow son, superb 😆 😆 😆

            • Philmatic
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Insert The Rock clapping meme here

            • Del Griffiths
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              That's cheered me right up, nice one! 'Check out Swansea's fixtures too' gets me every time..

              1. Rhinos
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Anyone not YouTubed Stan yet?

            • conb77
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I have never posted before but feel compelled to now after reading this.....Absolute gold

            • John t penguin
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I've watched all the laurel and hardy movies, I don't get it 😉

            • Jomica
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Superb effort! 🙂

            • Az
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Without doubt, the best thing ever posted on this site!

            • Gnu
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Genius pal, brilliant.

              Who's this Eminem chappie btw?
              🙂

            • FPL FATTY
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              lol, quality stuff.

            • ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              One of the best posts ever.

            • DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Probably the best post I've read on FFS. Sang along the full way. Absolute genuis

            • Fat Ronaldo
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              This is the best thing I've ever seen on this site. You have a gift

            • Gideons Rolling Another One
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Good work. So Eminem is on FFS..

            • Twisted Saltergater
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Genius!! Loved it!!! 😀

            • KISSES
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Nothing but applause for you, sir.

              Best post I have ever read on FFS.

            • Ally - Killie Til I Die
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Tremendous

            • minus-four
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              You my friend are a genius !!

            • Mattski
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Loved this! Good work fella!

              -- P.S.
              Check out Swansea's fixtures too

              is the best bit for me!

              Chapeau!

            • ItOnlyTook9Years
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Absolutely top quality

            • Sterling Chap
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              This is unreal! 'Post of the Season' (and the season has only just started).

            • Fulgencio Obelmejias
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              this is truly awesome Stan...........(Collymore)?

            • Zasa
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Quite possibly the best posts I have witnessed, Tupac would be proud.

            • HVT
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              'Nirvana of purity'

            • Leaf
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Genius 🙂

            • Adams6
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I wish I put that much effort into anything!
              Superb. I commend you.

            • AIRMILES
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              F**king legend.

            • Kvothe
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              WOW!

              1. Futbol Heritage
                • 14 Years
                8 years, 6 months ago

                Wow indeed, late to the party but this is genius

            • DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
              • 10 Years
              6 years, 5 months ago

              I came back from the future to post on this

            • Clifford☯
              • 7 Years
              6 years, 23 days ago

              WOW!

            • Zilla
              • 6 Years
              6 years, 18 days ago

              Nearly 300. Most upvoted post ever?

          21. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            These tough captaincy calls are either season definers or complete non events when both options totally match each other.

            1. Tobias
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Yes. A lot of things are either significant or insignificant depending on how they play out.

              1. walkman666
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                A deserved reply.

          22. Eden Hazardous
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            New movie NOT COMING this summer 2016 in Europe-

            Hollanders - Age of Blind

            1. The Curse of Falcao
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              442oons 😉

              1. Eden Hazardous
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Do you watch their videos? I loved their World Cup videos 😀 😀 😀

          23. Concrete
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            In ML top 15 only 4 have Aguero and no one has Sanchez

            Who do I captain. Leaning with Aguero

            1. Marstar
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Sanchez. You aren't in the top 5 😛

          24. NielsYBFC
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Not sure who to captain this week....
            A) Sanchez (STK)
            B) Gomis (WAT)
            C) Mahrez (AVL)
            D) Wilson (NOR)
            '

            1. 1zverGGademN
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              A)lexis Sanchez