Moving Target

Moving Target – Glenn Murray

With just hours left before the transfer window closed, Bournemouth boosted their attacking options with the signing of Glenn Murray from Crystal Palace. The 31-year-old joined the Cherries for £4 million, and has penned a three-year deal at the Vitality Stadium.

Speaking about the addition of Murray, manager Eddie Howe believes the striker will add a different dimension to Bournemouth’s forward line, and will provide much needed competition up front:

“He is very good with crosses, very good aerially and a real goal threat. Glenn is an out-and-out number nine. He thrives on being in the box and scoring goals and does it very well. His record in terms of goals to games is second to none. You need more than one number nine and we need competition for places in all areas of the squad. I felt we were a little light in terms of options in our frontline. Glenn adds several options in terms of partnerships and what we want to do in that area of the pitch. In this league, you need goals from more than just one player and we are delighted to bring him in.”

THE HISTORY

Murray began his professional career back in 2002 for non-league side Workington Reds, before spending a season with North Carolina in the USL Professional League, where he scored three goals in 14 appearances. The forward then returned to the UK and joined Barrow, before moving onto Carlisle, where he was part of two promotion-winning sides, although he only managed to score five times in 46 appearances.

A loan spell at Stockport County was followed by another loan, this time to Rochdale, where Murray scored 16 goals in 31 appearances during the 2006/07 season, ultimately earning himself a permanent move to Spotland. The striker scored nine league goals in 23 league outings in the first half of the 2007/08 campaign, and the-then League One outfit Brighton swooped to sign Murray for a reported fee of £300,000 in January 2008.

Murray spent the next three-and-a half-years with the Seagulls, and scored 45 goals in 97 appearances, playing a huge part in the League One title winning campaign in 2010/11. Having rejected the offer of a new contract, the front man joined Brighton’s fierce rivals Crystal Palace in the summer of 2011 on a free transfer.

His most prolific season at Selhurst Park came in the 2012/13 campaign, where he netted 30 times in 43 appearances, as the Eagles secured promotion to the Premier League after beating Watford 1-0 in the play-off final, although Murray missed out on the showpiece occasion at Wembley after suffering a serious knee injury against his former side Brighton in the play-off semi-final. That injury meant he missed a large chunk of the 2013/14 season, only scoring one goal in 14 outings in the top flight. Murray was sent out on loan to Championship side Reading for the first half of the 2014/15 season by Neil Warnock, but was brought back by new Palace boss Alan Pardew, and scored seven goals in 15 appearances as the Eagles finished 10th in the Premier League.

THE PROSPECTS

On the back of Murray’s impressive form at the end of last season, the 31-year-old will arrive at the south coast outfit expecting to be a regular starter under Howe, though with Callum Wilson hitting the ground running in the top flight, scoring four goals in his last two matches, it remains to be seen how the young boss utilises the pair.

Howe broadly favours a 4-4-1-1 system, so the more experienced Murray should be able to fulfill the “number ten” role behind Wilson, although his quotes do suggest he sees the former Crystal Palace man as an out-and-out striker. With wide man Max Gradel ruled out for around six months with a knee injury, the slightly more disciplined Marc Pugh could perhaps come in on the left, allowing Howe to go for a more rigid 4-4-2, with Murray playing alongside Wilson.

Certainly, with Yann Kermorgant barely featuring in the Premier League so far, and Lee Tomlin and Joshua King more suited to the role of support striker, there doesn’t appear to be too much competition for the forward spots if the Cherries boss utilises a two-man frontline. It may well be that Howe will turn to Murray’s aerial ability, allied with Wilson’s pace and movement on the shoulder of the last defenders, as his preferred partnership in the final third.

Coming in at 5.8 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Murray certainly appears favourably priced, although with Wilson valued at 5.7, the former Coventry man looks the better option at this stage, having established himself as the number one option at Dean Court. Nonetheless, Murray is well-known for his ability from spot-kicks and it’s worth monitoring whether he can manage to usurp Wilson in the penalty pecking order.

Bournemouth’s favourable start to the season continues over the next four Gameweeks (nor, SUN, sto, WAT), but with Wilson having an ownership of 20% in FPL, Murray is perhaps unlikely to attract much investment initially. From Gameweek 9 onwards, the fixture list looks much trickier for the Cherries, so it may only be until the second half of the season, when we’ve had chance to assess where Murray will fit in at Bournemouth, and judge whether he’s a better option than Wilson, where we see the well-travelled striker truly come onto the radar of Fantasy managers as a potential budget option.

FURTHER REFERENCE

Glenn Murray Wikipedia

Glenn Murray Transfer Markt Page

Glenn Murray YouTube Highlights

821 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Je suis le chat
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Good news for Liverpool:

    Jurgen Klopp has revealed that his next management role might not be at one of Europe's elite clubs

    "It doesn't have to be an absolute top club," he said. "There are other good projects that are exciting and [clubs] who need help.

    http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/jurgen-klopp-might-not-return-to-management-at-a-top-club-31507825.html

    1. Jay Jay Okocha
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Quality banter

    2. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Well that's everyone in the league bar City and Chelsea then..

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        And Villa.

        1. goriuanx
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Villa already have someone better than Klopp.

          1. Boris Bodega
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Klopp at the Kop does have a ring to it.

            And his brother, Klipper T can coach the juniors....

    3. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      haha, nice one.

    4. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      😆

    5. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Good news for West Ham.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Cheeky blighter, 😉 😛

  2. wycombewanderers
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    What is people's stance on hazard? Are people holding or shipping to Sanchez/Silva if they don't already own these players? I have aguero but no other arsenal attack cover, anyone in the same boat or anyone have any advice on this quandary?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I don't worry about cover, I worry about who I think will score the most points.

    2. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      He is very poor value, and unless he absolutely explodes, he will not deliver value for his price.

      It is the same issue with RVP the last 2 seasons, over-priced. Sanchez is similar, unless he explodes big time, which a lot of ppl think he will.

      1. wycombewanderers
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Thanks for your helpful response. I haven't wc'd yet and quite like my team but hazard is the burning problem. My team doesn't look too special the following week so saving the ft would be very helpful allowing me more flex for the next week.

      2. Fanta sea
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Fully agree with this. Even if he explodes, it has to be sustained in order to match the hefty price tag. Same goes with Sanchez, Costa and Aguero. Of all those players I trust Aguero to sustain his form the longest. Plus City are doing well and creating chances. Hazard seems lost in some games so far this season.

        1. Twisted Saltergater
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Just takes one penalty for Hazard to be in the points. You could argue a stronger case for including Hazard, but I have Sanchez. He's a captain candidate this week.

    3. The Kolarov Mane ⚔
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Pedro Sanchez and Silva is what I have...

      1. Iceball
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        +1

  3. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I have 5038 days of my life to still work
    and 2992 days not working during that period

    that seems unfair

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sign on.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        reckon that's harder work nowdays

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I guess it's hard to pick up a pen with paws. Fair point.

          1. EmreCan Hustle
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            😆

    2. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Call in sick on the 5038 days. Bingo.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        my names not bingo
        totally different dog

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Sorry, meant to write dingo......

      2. Morbius
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Works for Diaby.

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Perfect example......

    3. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      20 years? that's a bit pessimistic....

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        how so
        I retire in 22 years

        1. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Oh sorry, thought you were predicting your death....

          1. EmreCan Hustle
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Oh dear.

          2. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I am not going to die at 38

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              wow, I always assumed that you were in your 50's

              1. John t penguin
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                look at my picture
                prime of youth

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Dog years are not human years ... 😉

        2. RedLightning
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Happy Birthday, JTG (assuming that you plan to retire on your birthday exactly 22 years from today). 🙂

          However - sorry to have to break the bad news to you at this time - but I think you may have overlooked the effects of Leap Years - in which case you will need to add another 6 working days to your calculations. 🙁

    4. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I find work days are often handier than days off; the former has structure and I can operate in autopilot, the latter involve endless chores and guilt.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        what if you were a catholic housemaid, then your work days would also involve chores and guilt

        1. Je suis le chat
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          The Catholic guilt is a bit of a millstone, even for us non-believers. I'll bet John Terrys no Catholic.

    5. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's a dog's life, isn't it?

      22 years is a pretty long dog's life though!

  4. Jink
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Hmmm this is a tough one......
    Shaw (LIV) or Williams (wat).
    Thanks.

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'd be more annoyed with Shaw bench points than Williams bench points.. so I'd play Shaw.

      1. Jink
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah I'm on Shaw at the moment. But I can see a 0-0 incoming with Swansea vs Watford, with Williams picking up all 3 BAPS.

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Williams. I don't expect Shaw to get attacking returns out of Clyne

    3. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Williams, but I suspect both will get CS.

    4. chilli con kone
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Williams due to the Clyne factor

      1. Ludo
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Bit weird to see this mentioned twice. Clyne didn't stop Cresswell getting an assist in their last match. And Shaw's assist at Swansea was his first in about 18 months.

        The decision should be purely based on likelihood of a clean sheet. And I'd probably go for Shaw on that basis.

        1. chilli con kone
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Well put. The stats probably don't support my opinion but on the face of it, Clyne could counteract Shaws pace and generally looks solid defensively. Scored well for tackles and interceptions last season (even if this was for Saints)?

    5. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Williams. He and Swansea are more likely to have a clean sheet than Shaw and man Utd.

      1. walkman666
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Opposite of Ludo's prediction though...,! Ymmv I guess.

    6. Pariße
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Williams imo

  5. chilli con kone
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Bench one:

    A. Darmian (LIV) - not conceded at home, Coutinho suspended

    B. Son (sun) - Good fixture but point predictions on debuts can be a lottery

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Why buy a 8m striker if you're going to bench him?

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Just to show that he fecking can do that.

      2. Gooner Kebab
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        this

        1. chilli con kone
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Haha its a draft league with 10 others so he was the best I could pick up from the end of window transfers.

    2. EmreCan Hustle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B.

      1. chilli con kone
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Cheers

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B, if you think Son starts

      1. chilli con kone
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        The lack of goals in the team and overreliance on Kane tells me he will come straight in

        1. chilli con kone
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Thanks for the response

        2. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          the teams underlying stats are pretty decent

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Don't tell that to a non-member.

            Still, Son will walk into the lineup.

            1. chilli con kone
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Thanks gents

  6. brods14
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Can any WBA fans give me an insight on who you think Pulis' favoured back 4 is with Evans coming in?

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      die hard wba fan myself

      dawson mcauley evans brunt

      1. Lovren an elevator
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        What change does Chester have of breaking in?

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          What?

          1. Lovren an elevator
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            *chance

        2. Pariße
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          McAuley can be dropped probably

          1. Lovren an elevator
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            He's like 35?! I don't see him or Dawson being invincible. But maybe pulis is just going for the northern Ireland back 4!

  7. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    2nd and last video game post for the last time today. Has anyone played the Mad Max game?

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Jet Pack Willy was the last video game I played. Any questions on that?

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Actually, who on earth came up with that name?

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I was wondering what on earth that game was until I youtubed it.

        2. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          earthworm jim?

      2. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        is that on the Xbox one or PS4?

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          ZX Spectrum 😎 load via TDK cassette

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            what's a cassette?

            1. Now I'm Panicking
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I was watching a repeat of Fun House at the weekend, and one of the prizes was a portable cassette player with a £10 CD token - not sure how the CD was going to fit in the cassette player though.

              1. Epic Fail
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Funhouse, what a show.

                Almost as good as Knightmare.

                1. internal error
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  i remember Knightmare....just. Such a cool show

                2. Jafooli
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  *Tiswas

            2. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Something a monk wears.....

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        BEST SHOW EVER

    2. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Not played no but I've read up a bit on it if that's any good?

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        tell me what you've read, and i'll draw my own conclusions based on that

        1. The Light Knight
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Very good vehicle sequences, on foot parts are ok but just a rehash of every other Ubisoft game like Creed/Mordor

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            sounds just like Arkham knight then 😉

            1. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              🙂

  8. Gooner Kebab
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Juxtaposed against Sam89...

    Play Gomez (MUN) or Richards/Morgan (v each other)?

  9. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Score predictions

    Scotland v Germany

    Northern Ireland v Hungary

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      0-5
      0-5

    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      2-1
      1-1

    3. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      7-0
      1-1

    4. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      6-0.

    5. MarkyMarkovic
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      1-0

      2-2

    6. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      0-0

      0-0

  10. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    What is the strangest footballing injuries you have ever heard of?

    I have Kirk Broadfoot, exploding egg.

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      blue waffle

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        AAARGGHH MY EYESSSSSS.....

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Lemon party.

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        hehe I like you. good man

    3. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Canizares dropping the aftershave bottle on his foot missing out in the 2002 WC and losing his spot as Spains no 1 to Casillias

    4. No Luck
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Who was that footballer who stubbed his toe at home and then put deep heat on it or something. Ended up 4 weeks out or something along those lines.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        aguero?

        1. No Luck
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Was thinking Aguero but can't say for sure!

    5. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      danny graham black eye when his shot hit back of net and rebounded
      no way that happened

    6. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Prince Boateng - either injured himself having too much sexy times with his girlfriend or was just casually bragging about how much sexy times he was having

    7. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Heart attack. Multiple players.

    8. 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Look no further than what happened to Chris Whelpdale.....

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        which was?.....

        1. 1
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Split scrotum

          1. Boris Bodega
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            ouch....

    9. Cthulhu @ Left Back
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Dave Beasant dropping a bottle of salad cream out of a kitchen cupboard - trying to catch it and as usual with his "safe hands" missing it. Landed on his foot and he was out for weeks.

  11. Alittude
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Realistaclly how many more points will Silva score over Yaya? Will it be enough to warrant the extra price?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      As with most players, it depends what you do with the extra money.

    2. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Probably, and when KDB takes Yaya's place..

    3. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      63. Yes.

    4. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Realistically, how,would we know that?? Your post is a true oxymoron. Some will guess that yaya will score more, and some will guess that silva will score more. This whole game is just a series of (educated) guesses, no?

  12. Bertzeiner-m
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Quick question, never done the Scout Picks Lottery before, but I think I will do it this week. Do I include my gw 5 picks in my e-mail or after I have won? Any other things I should know that Jonty did not include in his hot topic? Thanks!

    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Just the basics, the rest is a waste of time unless you win.

  13. AK ⭐
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Could be regarded as off topic

    What is Bayern Munich's preferred backline?

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      only if your name is ruth

    2. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Against Leverkusen it was Lahm-Alonso-Alaba-Bernat, and that worked out excellently.

      1. AK ⭐
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        What about Benatia and Boateng though?

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          They weren't even in the squad in that match.

          1. AK ⭐
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I know for a fact that Boateng was sent off in their last match, so he was suspended. Don't know about Benatia though.

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              He's injured.

            2. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              See below. I am not saying that Benatia and Boateng were dropped from the first team.

              1. AK ⭐
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Cheers CM. 🙂

        2. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Let me tell you something though:

          Pep is often blamed for having just one plan, playing always the same, while nothing's further from truth. He has new ideas for every match and lines up very different teams from one match to another. It is not guaranteed that Alonso and Alaba will play as a CB pair again, but they did that against Leverkusen for very precise reasons and excelled in their roles.

          1. Ludo
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            The precise reason being that Benatia was injured, and Boateng suspended...

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Pep could have played actual CB's in the middle too, if he didn't want to have there two players who are outstanding with the ball just to handle Leverkusen's outrageously high and hard pressing. Although Benatia and Boateng did that pretty well too, last season. But for example, Rafinha and Dante who now were on the bench, utterly failed last season.

              1. Ludo
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Pep always has a plan, no doubt. But Boateng and Benatia would have played if available.

                1. Camp No No
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Probably yes, still that surprising Alonso-Alaba plan worked out excellently and seemed to have been made to play out Leverkusen's pressing game.

          2. AK ⭐
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Cheers for the insight. Seems like a complete toss up.

    3. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Panzer tanks....

    4. Ludo
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Lahm - Benatia - Boateng - Alaba

      Rafinha comes in at right back if Lahm plays in midfield, Benatia and Alaba had injury hit seasons last year, and they also play three at the back sometimes, which means they haven't actually played this four that often.

      1. AK ⭐
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Thanks for the reply Ludo. I was wondering why Boateng and Benatia played less that 20 games in the league last season. Guess the injuries you mention of were the reason.

        Who'd you say is more nailed on of Alaba, Boateng and Benatia? Guessing Benatia to be the least?

        1. Ludo
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Boateng and Alaba are both nailed on. Benatia is first choice, but more liable to drop out when Pep changes things up.

          1. AK ⭐
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Cheers Ludo. Thanks for the insight. 🙂

        2. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Benatia is definitely not less nailed on than any other CB. I'd say he's the most nailed on CB in the team now that he's settled in. Absolutely outstanding last spring. If I had to pick just one, I'd still say that Alaba is the most nailed on, probably of all players. His role will change from match to another, though, but that's to his advantage because he may end up playing high up on midfield. All of them start most of the time and all big matches if they're not injured or suspended.

  14. MarkyMarkovic
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Alderweireld SUN (A)
    Kolarov CRY (A)
    Shaw LIV (H)
    Bellerin STK (H)

    play three

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Bellerin, Alde and Kolarov

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Bench Kolarov this week.

      1. MarkyMarkovic
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Of those four Palace have been the most threatening but Kola has been one of my most important picks since GW1

        1. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Don't list players you'll not consider benching then.

          1. MarkyMarkovic
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            but I am considering it hence why he's on the list

            1. Epic Fail
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              You're not really considering benching Kolarov are you?

              1. MarkyMarkovic
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                at the moment it is Bellerin who misses out but I'm very wary of Palace.

                They have great 2015 form, much better than that of STK, LVPL, SUN.

                I'm expecting Tottenham to improve vastly this week and at least keep a clean sheet.

                1. Ziegler1988
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Kolarov and Bellerin shouldn't even be on the list with their clubs' cleanie form and attacking potential. Shaw v Toby is a decent decision

            2. Breadbin
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I'd bench him if I were you as he'll probably score least.

          2. Sess!
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Well said mate! It proper boils my p*ss when people list players they have no intention of benching.

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      You might bench Kolarov?

    4. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      why have you even included kolarov in this list, just begging to get trolled...

      bench toby

      1. MarkyMarkovic
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I have included Kolarov b/c Palace pose the most attacking threat of those teams,
        and also because I only have 4 defenders atm.

    5. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      The last three

    6. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Kolorov, Shaw and Bellerin

    7. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Who is the might 5th defender who is not up for benching. Assuming pretty good if Kolarov is listed

      1. MarkyMarkovic
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        The 5th (4.0) has been loaned out of the PL for the season so it's a 4 way split

        1. RustyBz
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Fair enough

    8. Ziegler1988
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Bench Toby

  15. GoonerByron
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Couple of player questions I could do with some opinions on!

    1) Costa or Sanchez

    2) Sterling or De Bruyne

    It's for The Sun game so Costa and Sanchez are both forwards and both get same points for goals/assists. It also includes Champions League and Cup games and I can't transfer any of them out until mid November..

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B x 2

      1. GoonerByron
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        This is what I'm currently on.. Just a bit worried De Bruyne won't come straight in. Maybe a case of if it's not broken, don't fix it?

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          He might not come in straight away, but Sun is a long term thing. Unless you want to use an emergency transfer I suppose.

      2. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        this

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      i'm playing that game. As it's got europe games too, I think Sanchez over Costa for the fact that Costa hasn't scored many if any for Chelsea in Europe and probably will rotate with Falcao. KDB for 2)

    3. Walsh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Costa and Sterling

  16. Jazz!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Who is actually the better keeper? Myhill or Lindegaard?

    1. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Myhill

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Lindegaard for sure, that's why they got him.

    3. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Pulis will decide

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Source?

        1. Heels_Over_Head
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          One of Pulis' neck hairs fell out, got caught in the wind, flew into a pigeon wing, which my French uncle who's into Ouija was having for dinner, said uncle pulled the hair from his food and put it on the Ouija board and it told him so.

  17. Heels_Over_Head
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Wow. Nice to be back after giving a different grav a trot out for a few weeks.

  18. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    19:10 pm here

    Second glass of wino

    Life is good

    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Coming to my boat on the Marina?

      1. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I shall be at Dubai marina around 11 pm bb

        Hope to u see

        1. La Roja
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          See u*

          Oh dear

        2. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          He asked "Coming on my goat called Marina"?

        3. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          You can wave, I'm wearing a Superdry fleece.

    2. Badgevilla
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sounds Good

    3. Pasqualinho
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      You should say vino, LR. Wino means something significantly different.

      1. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        What is it then? I'm a "foreigner" after all.

        1. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          A wine drinking bum

        2. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Wine drinking , but no Bum , hey LR

          1. Boris Bodega
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            If someone called me a wino I would be offended, even if it is partially true.

    4. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Just got back from gym (pay self (New York). Your post, if real time my time, makes my head spin. Enjoy! I'm assuming you're six hours ahead or so (or maybe not!).

  19. Badgevilla
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Any Utd fans any idea if De Gea might come back into the fold straight away or will he continue with Romero for now?

    1. Ëð
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I think Romero looked poor enough last weekend that he might put De Gea straight back in.

      1. Badgevilla
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I have McCarthy on the bench he is ok for the moment until i find out exactly but for long haul he should be gone from my team thanks. Some Save points for McCarthy this week I hope.

        1. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Speroni back and looking sharp. First choice keeper when fit, McCarthy has always been backup.

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            That is not what Pardew said ? I don't have the quote at the min but Pardew said McCarthy is first choice till further notice and he is happy to have three keepers competing with each other

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Ooo. Could you find that quote, please, Adam?

        2. Mattski
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Just been a tweet to say that Speroni is back in training which could be bad news for McCarthy playing time.

          1. Badgevilla
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Shizer!!!!! I hate having to use my FT on GK it just doesn't seem right... ha

            1. Mattski
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Agreed, though if you have nothing more pressing then it might be the time to do it.
              I've got McCarthy, considering ditching him for Lindegaard at WBA as I can see him going straight into the team and value rising quickly.

              Although holding on and having 2 for next week is also very appealing.

      2. Grandcentral
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I'd put money on him starting against the Scousers and signing a deal with a release clause

        1. Fanta sea
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I said this around mid august (the release clause part). I can definitely see this happen.

      3. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        "I want to make sure De Gea is in the right frame of mind before he plays"

        There's definitely a decent chance of this being used.

        1. Badgevilla
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah I was thinking that myself. I read that in Van Gaals accent too 😛

        2. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Nothing about match rhythm or tactical schemes?

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      De Gea back this weekend according to reports.

      1. Badgevilla
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Damn! Ineed to change elsewhere for now so I'll stick with McCarhty for now i think. Thanks

    3. Fanta sea
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's pretty bad if LVG doesn't patch things up with DDG. Not only will united lose a top goalkeeper for a while, it'll upset the dressing room. I can only imagine that he'll play De gea soon but I'd wait this week just to make sure. I've got both Romero and McCarthy so I'm in the same boat.

  20. Whazza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Bench one please:

    Benteke (mun)
    Sinclair (lei)
    Mane (wba)

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sinclair.

    2. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      That's close. I expect all opposition of each player to keep a clean sheet tbh. Bench Mane IMO

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Mane on a hunch

    4. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Benteke

    5. Mattski
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Very tricky one..... I'd bench Sinclair out of the three just based on likely minutes (but can see others have gone with Mane)

      1. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        tekkers

    6. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Play All Out Attack.

      (I am with Sinclair)

      1. Whazza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Would mean benching Huth (AVL).. bigger chance of a LEI cs than Sinclair attacking return, right?

        1. Jazz!
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yes IMO

    7. Ziegler1988
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Benteke

  21. Lovren an elevator
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    What's the likely Chelsea back 4 to play everton?

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Azpi Terry Cahill Ivan, I imagine

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I think Mourinho will change up something. He's not happy.

        1. Fanta sea
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I think he's unhappy with 3 players. Ivanovic, Hazard and Fabregas. It'll be interesting to see if he drops all 3.

          1. Now I'm Panicking
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            If he drops all three I will give you £100

            1. Fanta sea
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              He could drop Ivanovic for baba and put azpi on the right. He could drop hazard for Cuadrado and he could replace Fabregas with mikel or ramires.

              I doubt that he'll drop all 3 though but it would be a great talking point if he did.

          2. Lovren an elevator
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Does this mean Oscar is in with a shout?

            1. Fanta sea
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              It could mean cuadrado is in with a shout. Imagine that lol

              1. PurpleCobras
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                He's at Juve now

                1. Fanta sea
                  • 8 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Oh right yh that happened. Looks like the imfamous Mikel could play and he could push ramires up

            2. Fanta sea
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Oscar is still recovering from injury but you never know...

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Don't know. Hope it involves Zouma.

    3. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Azpi Terry Zouma Ivanovic

  22. Fanta sea
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Darmian I Gomez I Ward I Richards I Oxford

    Play 3...which would you go for this gameweek?

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Darmian Richards Oxford or AOA

      1. Fanta sea
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        have a feeling richards has goals in him. I hate having Oxford cos I know he won't play. It cuts my options down to Gomez and Ward. Ward has city and I'm a united supporter and I would rather United score than Gomez getting a clean sheet.

        The struggles of being a fan and having a fantasy football team.

  23. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Does anyone think Tyson Fury has a chance against Wladimir Klitschko?

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Only Tyson Fury

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        but he said he's going to lick the klit

        1. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Don't think that will do much, he may have to try and punch him as well.

      2. RustyBz
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        not even Tyson Fury does. He's saying stuff like that to sell the fight - it's a paycheck for him, that's it.

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I think he genuinely believes he can beat him. He's not all there. The only one with potential to beat Wlad, is Joshua

          1. RustyBz
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Their press conference where Tyson kept saying it was personal, whilst Vlad kept saying it really isn't was a bit embarrassing.

            Tyson is a joke

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Wlad is so in control of his emotions. Look how calm he remains even when Shannon grabs his top
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B6DdZayjtc

        2. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Should get enough for a nice new caravan I'm sure.

    2. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      lol

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      None, though I'd imagine that Anthony Joshua will beat him in a year or so if let fight.

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        He will be retired by the time AJ is ready to fight him

  24. GoonerByron
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Is Lanzini likely to get many minutes for West Ham? Looking for a good attacking replacement in the Sky Sports game for Max Gradel with no extra cash so 5.3 maximum?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      he should start the next game at the very least.

  25. ronaldoooo
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    What fantasy football website does everyone use?

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Trick question?

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      i only use Ben Dinnery's twitter account

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Bony starts for #Swans

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Triggers blog for counselling support from a fellow 2m ranker.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Ahahaha ... 🙂

      2. 2 Girls 1 Schlupp
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        link??

      1. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Pretty much this.

  26. chocolove
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Lewandowski (C) ?

    1. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      of course

      1. chocolove
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Cheers KL. Good luck

    2. chocolove
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      *for Euro Qualifier Fantasy 😆

    3. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Steven Fletcher

      1. chocolove
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        😆

  27. Camp No No
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Talking about form and fixtures. What fixtures could look better than this?

    Tahiti
    Fiji
    Vanuatu

    That's exactly who Micronesia played recently in the Pacific games, losing all with goal difference 0-114 in 3 matches!

    (yes, I do realize that any fixtures in Pacific games look good, this was just to say that holy sh1t, they lost 0-46 to Vanuatu! Can you be any worse than that?)

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Sunderland

    2. RustyBz
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's amazing to think that there is enough time in a football game to score 46 goals!

      That's a goal in less than every 2 minutes.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Yup. Vanuatu's forward Jean Kaltack has quite neat G90 stats, having scored 16 goals in the match. That's 5 hat tricks, and one for free.

        1. NIGHTHIKER - I Kane, I Shaw…
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          That would be 70 points in FPL, and that's assuming he didn't assist any...

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I'd bet he did. Kalta(c)k essential!

            No, tripple captain the starting striker against Micronesia. That's essential.

  28. Dating advice...from Fantasy Football experts
    Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    If you're going on a first date tonight, the first thing you should do is.........................

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Clean the pipes

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        this is the exact sorta stuff I'm looking for 😀

        1. Now I'm Panicking
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          YW 🙂

        2. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          First date really

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      tell her about how you spend all day on this site

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        And then explain her your wildcard strategy.

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Already played it, very premature :O

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            😆 then lie and say that you can hold it! She will only learn the truth when it's too late (for her). 😉

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        🙂

    3. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Wear pants.

      And the last thing you should do, in the timeline of your date, is wake up wearing no pants.

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        excellent advice

    4. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It's a weird season and you will be in the top 10 k soon enough 😉

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        giggity

    5. Debauchy
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Make sure you dont buy extra large

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        lol

    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Pluck out your nose and ear hair. If you're old enough. 😉

      1. Mull
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        He doesn't have all day 😉

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Ha! 😆

      2. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Lol , yeah ( I am)

      3. walkman666
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah, Doos. Not sure if he is in our age bracket. Those hairs are era dependent!

      4. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        hahaha I'm 27 but already have lots of grey hair, can I pluck them out one by one? 😉

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          If you have grey hairs, they are normally quite distinguished. Anyway, women tend to go for them.

          1. Debauchy
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Yeah , well the sort I attract anyway, not saying much though

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Ha!!! 😀

    7. Ziegler1988
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Think about a few conversations you'd like to start if it gets quiet, otherwise just be calm and yourself. Maybe a drink or two beforehand if you want to loosen up

      1. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        not more than 2 hey , otherwise a doomed date

        1. Ziegler1988
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Unless she's had more than two as well haha

          1. Debauchy
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Yep , then no advice needed

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        actual good advice thanks 😉

        1. Ziegler1988
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Been on my fair share of first dates before I met my current gf

    8. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      ..."put it on before you put it in"...

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        'wrap up em before you slap em up'

      2. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        First thing? Do you pay for your dates?

    9. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      ask questions and listen

      1. walkman666
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Oooooooo. Winner!!

        1. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          And then more questions....

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            feels like an interview then no?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Remember - the primary objective is to have a good time. Make her laugh.

              1. Mull
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Knock knock... 😀

              2. Your Mum's Athletic
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                tables and advice, this is what the membership is for right here! 😆

            2. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Nah, girls like to talk. Remember to take the tools for having a waterboarding session if she doesn't answer well enough.

              1. Davekitson
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                I like your style.

            3. walkman666
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Not questions about how she works on team projects (aaaaar), just questions about what she does, hobbies, likes. Where she grew up.metc. Biggest turn off for women are guys who just blab about themselves, so that is what you're not going to do. Biggest turn ons: interest in her, being nice, and good humor.

              1. Heels_Over_Head
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                this

              2. Camp No No
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Depends, girls/women who are bit less secure and feel shy talking about themselves may like the guy to entertain them instead of asking questions about their personal lives.

                Truefact: all women are not the same. So what you should do depends on who you are with.

            4. Heels_Over_Head
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              not an interview

              repartee... but listening attentively, eyes on her face not her treasures, shows genuine interest... find things she says to relate to for talking about yourself, then flip back to her...

              you don't want an interview, but you definitely don't want to be monologuing (unless its a bad date... then you do what I used to do on bad dates... just prattle on endlessly about yourself for your own entertainment until its over so you don't have to hear another word out of her)

              1. Eden Hazardous
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                'not her treasures' 😀 LOL!

                1. Your Mum's Athletic
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  i also LOL'd at treasuress 😀

    10. 2 Girls 1 Schlupp
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Tell her your Fpl rank.

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        coming from '2 girls 1 schlupp' i'm finding it hard to take seriously 😉

        1. 2 Girls 1 Schlupp
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Lol 😀

    11. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Pick a location where you don't have to stay for too long if it doesn't go well.

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        yes, but also have an upgrade location if things go well

        e.g. on my first date with my wife, we went to a casual place for dinner... it went well... so then I took her around the corner to the 53rd floor of a building for a glass of champagne in a swank place with a fabulous view

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          classy b*stard 😉

          1. Heels_Over_Head
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I went through a lot of crazy girlfriends, dry spells and bad dates to get here. May your journey be shorter.

        2. Davekitson
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          and then you woke up.

    12. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      take a bath

      1. Fanta sea
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        If the date doesn't go well, just tell her that you showed "great character" during the date and she'll be feel sorry for you and let you score

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          His name is not Brendan , is it?

    13. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Go on the date.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        BOOM!

      2. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I bet he's already late 😉

    14. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Don't constantly use or look at your mobile phone.

      1. Mull
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Or just turn it off.

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          i'll leave it in the car, i don't wish to know ben dinnerys updates at that particular moment lol

          1. Boris Bodega
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            But what if you overhear someone say that Butland has caught a virus and is now a doubt for the weekend?

            1. Your Mum's Athletic
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              I'll take the drop in value, it's my only choice 😉

              1. Camp No No
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Remember, do not boast afterwards that you took a drop in the value to be with her. She will not understand that as a compliment.

                1. Eden Hazardous
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Then she needs to have a serious conversation with the Community

                  1. Camp No No
                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 8 months ago

                    Then the case is already lost.

    15. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Dont tell her that you are "Your Mum's Athletic" on FFS

      1. Now I'm Panicking
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        And don't say "giggity"

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          This is upvote worthy

        2. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          hahaha this^

        3. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          giggity...... o wait

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            'Once it is out , there is no going back in'

          2. Debauchy
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Not until you see her !
            A blind date ?

    16. Debauchy
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Great post YMA , Thanks for the memories....

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        anytime 🙂

        1. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Waits for Doosra -- " Thanks for the memories............... "

    17. PurpleCobras
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Come up with the perfect alibi so your missus doesn't find out

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        He has the perfect alibi.....us on the FFS community

    18. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Shower. Take time on your appearance, she'l notice that. Remember your manners, the little things count. Make her smile and never look at your phone, you dont want to seem distracted

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        cheers KOL

    19. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      How is this not a hot topic yet?

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        This

      2. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        The date is called Ruth.

        1. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          lololol

        2. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          I'm out

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Good luck with Ruth!

            1. Debauchy
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Lots of patience , listen well....

              1. Camp No No
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                With Ruth, A LOT of patience, indeed.

        3. Every Dog Has Its Day
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Savage

      3. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        It's a date, not a birthday of a female member of this site.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Aw! Are you jealous? Dont worry , we will hulk your birthday too.....!

      4. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        FFS guide to dating

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          FFS guide to rejection*

      5. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Yay finally! YMA dating advice is a FFS hot topic lol

    20. Raddy
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Make her pay for everything, women love that. Frugality is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

      Also bring a bag of wotsits in case you get hungry.

    21. Davekitson
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      keep making sexist jokes and belittling every attempt she makes at intelligent conversation with lines such as 'that's cute' and 'aww who told you that'. Also appear distant at all times, girls love an enigma.

      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        I find it hilarious when women that date complete morons that have no respect for women, then complain about how their boyfriend treats them.

        1. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          This also continues into marriage....

        2. Davekitson
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          that doesn't quite make sense

          1. Debauchy
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Does actually

        3. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yep, some things never change. Found this rather frustrating in younger days. Girls love macho , the pain comes later

          1. Davekitson
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            those girls don't tend to be the ones you'd want to date anyhow.

          2. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            There's an epidemiological (part-)explanation for the macho-love, in fact. Men who emphasize the masculine role and act carelessly towards danger, which are things usually associated with macho, likely carry toxoplasma gondii, which somehow also makes its carriers more sexually appealing to the opposite sex (in rats/mise at least, but assumable in humans too). It has not yet been explained what it is that makes the carriers of toxoplasma gondii appeal to the opposite sex, it's a bit counter-intuitive because it is a lethal parasite (particularly for rats and mise) and one would assume it to make its carrier less appealing.

            It doesn't explain it completely, but for a significant part we can say that women (in many cases) do not love machos, but the parasite that the macho carries.

            However, I am not sure that Breadbin meant only machos with moron. so these may be slightly different issues.

            1. Twisted Saltergater
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Don't tell her this on your first date if you want another.

              😉

              1. Camp No No
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 8 months ago

                Unless you're competing for her with a macho. 😉

                She can never look at that guy the same way again.

                1. Camp No No
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 8 months ago

                  Although you might not get on with her either, but I'd see that glass half full rather than half empty. 😀

                  1. Twisted Saltergater
                    • 14 Years
                    8 years, 8 months ago

                    😀

                    1. FPL Daniel
                      • 14 Years
                      8 years, 5 months ago

                      Be yourself. Most important

            2. Debauchy
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Yep , know that . Was rather unfortunate I did not know it in younger days though

      2. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        So - be a con ?

    22. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Tell her you work in an animal rescue centre or with disadvantaged children.

      If you're serious about her after banging her, then say you moved jobs recently and are now in IT, banking, estate agentary to raise money to set up your own rescue centre / orphanage.

      1. Davekitson
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        the classic animal rescue play, works every time. I also list Harvey price as one of my inspirations.

      2. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        You are twisted, arent ya?

        1. Twisted Saltergater
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Not at all... been on a few stag do's though 😀

    23. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      What we need now is a thread where experts in dating offer us advice on Fantasy Football management.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        In that case , Rooney would not even have a look into our teams 😀

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          It would be Giroud every time.

    24. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It has been Hot Topic'd ............OMG!

      @YMA , the whole community will be triple captaining you for this date.......dont disappoint us!

      1. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        We wait with baited breath

    25. Ally - Killie Til I Die
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Wear nice aftershave

      1. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Can you recommend one ?

        1. Ally - Killie Til I Die
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          One Million, they all laaaaaav it

      2. Twisted Saltergater
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        How do we know if it is nice? No-one knowingly wears bad aftershave, right?

        1. Debauchy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          We wait

    26. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ask her if Özil to Toure is worth a hit, and whether she thinks Hazard is essential or not.

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        The likelihood of success with this tactic is very very low. However if it works, he has surely found a 'keeper'.

        1. Forza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          If she got Kane at 4.8 last year, marry her!

    27. Ron_Swanson
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ask her if she's ever played in goal. If she says yes, she's a keeper...

    28. No Luck
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ask your bookie for odds of you getting laid, evaluate result afterwards.

    29. De-spee comme Agüero
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Make sure you score at the end.

      Otherwise, it will ultimately be a waste of time.

      1. walkman666
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        He can always play his wc and start all over. Knowing our patterns, that would be mid date.

    30. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Wear nice shoes. They notice that. And clean fingernails that are not bitten. They notice that too.

      Listen more than you talk. Show interest in what she is saying. Compliment her. Make her laugh. Pay for the drinks or meal. Open doors, pull out her chair, stand up when she is leaving momentarily.

      If you like her ask her for the second date before you try anything on later.

    31. SH@KTIMAAN
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      wow!!!
      this got more comments than most fantasy football hot topics 😀
      everyone seems to be expert in giving advices 😛
      no advice from my side....as i can count my number of dates on my single hand 😀
      best of luck

      1. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Haha, love the honesty Shak

        1. SH@KTIMAAN
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          always get stuck being the nice guy 😀

      2. tets mcgee (Bachmann an Rob…
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        remember to pretend to be interested in her.. not just her tets mcgee

        1. SH@KTIMAAN
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          ever tried dating an indian girl???
          there mood swings are more unpredictable than football

          1. Rewant-WantToWinEverything!
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Hello fellow countryman! 😀

    32. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Wanted to ask the same at Saturday, but didn't.

    33. KRANOKM
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      save your FT for the next date 😉

    34. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      cough when you fart so they dont notice.
      then when they ask how you got the cough say it was saving a puppy from a burning building

    35. white lightning
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Listen to a relaxation tape. Then get pissed.

    36. Mattski
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Soooooo...... how did the date go?!

    37. Mary
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      poke her best friend on facebook

    38. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Irrelevant to most on this site...

    39. The Mighty One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      First thing to do it change your Grav back to the hot chick. You're a good dude so you'll be fine on the date and the rest of us will have something nice at which to gawk.

      OK...real advice...don't shave for a couple days leading up to the meeting and then the shave will be smooth. Yeah...I know...not as good as "think up convo topics in advance" and "have a swanking second restaurant/bar if the date goes well". I'm late to the party.

  29. Red Wasabi
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    If you were to pick a team for GWK 5 with players that are not in your current squad who would it be?

    Here is mine:

    GK
    Fabianski (wat)

    DF
    Creswell (NEW)
    Monreal (STK)
    Dawson (SOU)

    MF
    Sterling (cpl)
    Ramsey (STK)
    Depay (LIV)
    Shelvey (wat)

    FW
    Kane (sun)
    Lukaku (CHE)
    Vardy (AVL)

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      erm

    2. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      GK
      Fabianski (wat)

      DF
      Bellerin (STK)
      Cresswell (NEW)
      Naughton (wat)

      MF
      Silva (cpl)
      Ramsey (STK)
      Kouyate (NEW)
      Albrighton (AVL)

      FW
      Costa (eve)
      Vardy (AVL)
      Kane (sun)

      May I ask, why is Depay in your team?

      1. Red Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Pure Gut Feeling.
        I could see him surprise everybody with an iconic goal against Liverpool at Old Trafford!

  30. Jazz!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    GW6 Early Predictions?

    Chelsea vs Arsenal
    Stoke vs Leicester

    Thanks

    1. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      0-0
      2-3

    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      6-0
      6-0

      1. Rewant-WantToWinEverything!
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Stoke to beat Leicester surprised me more..

    3. Bertzeiner-m
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      1-0 and 1-1

    4. Red Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Chelsea vs Arsenal 1-1
      Stoke vs Leicester 2-0

    5. Ziegler1988
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      1-0
      1-2

    6. 2 Girls 1 Schlupp
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      0-1 (karma)
      2-1

    7. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      1-2
      1-2

      Should get nice odds on 2 away wins 🙂

      1. Andy Unsocial
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        3-1
        1-1