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  1. The Knights Template
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 12 months ago

    All should vote Morris! Morris needs some positive vibes after his recent relegation to the dungeon division!

  2. Botman and Robben
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 12 months ago

    Watkins Solanke Isak

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Nearly.

  3. Hall of Shame results
    The Knights Template
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 12 months ago

    Inaugural Hall of Shame Tourney results:

    Winner: Nirvanite Graham @Meerlight Williams! Outstanding finish to secure shame and misfortune as the premiere lollygagger in the land. Secures amazing imaginary prizes and joins last year’s winners Whitman, Price and Haddad as a true Knight of the Round Table, well away from Sir Downwind the Flatulent! Meerlight the Magnificent finished 1382 overall.

    Highest ranked damsel, Gemgem1010s secures the coveted bearskin robe (Kodiak not Koala!). Always near the top, a very consistent season!

    Highest ranked former no.1 overall player was none other than fantasy favourite Shambles FC, otherwise known as McGurn. He finished up at 112th in the great Hall.

    Highest ranked FFS Mod was G-Whizz, at 150th, very nice work, beating other Mods Skonto (Gnonto Pronto) at 185th and Will (I like will so shall not reveal his execrable ranking)!

    Highest ranked Content Creator, and therefore unofficial Hall of Shame Pro-Pundit, is Zophar the Silent! At an overall ranking of 6799 Zophar secured 8th place in the Hall of Shame Tourney. Great work. Lateriser12 the Lollygagger finished a creditable 198th.

    The Royal Rumble between FFS and the Hub saw FPL_Matthew finish

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      207th, 68pts ahead of Sir AZ the Tipsy at 395th! Mead-based transfers obviously Sir AZ’s downfall!

      Highest ranked horse was Steele Mee Carson, otherwise known as the equine epicure Rupert the Horse, finishing at 275th and winning the coveted horse armour consisting of crupper and crinet!

      Finishing at an atrocious 500th was Krempic’s Krushers, securing themselves one half of mine treasure in the moneypit on Oak Island. Krempic is invited the join Rick and Marty Lagina in finding the treasure! Good luck!

      Where did I finish? 219th, mine steadfast refusal to coutenance Crystal Palace players in mine team after they failed to score all season cost me 150,000 places! I finished 192k in the end. An abject disgrace, not helped by a fool of a tookish -8 in gw38!

      A final prize, Dungeon Master goes to Quick as Mudryk, who was absolute rubbish all season, despite doing his best! Never looked like winning, he exemplified everything good and wholesome about the Hall of Shame!

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        We had 744 inaugural members of the Hall of Shame in 2024, slightly less than the one million we were hoping for, but a good outcome nonetheless. I wish to thankee all nudists, lollygaggers, and mediocrities the globe over who signed up and confirmed their disappointment to make this the tourney of choice for the FFS Community!

        1. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Tis shameful to respond to your own posts!

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            I failed to mention our new Shame King, Shatner’s Bassoons, who defeated Nirvanite Amey’s Red Devils in the Hall of Shame Cup! Congratulations Shatner, outstanding result! I mineself played a woodwind instrument as a youth, 3rd clarinet to be precise, mine lowly ranking a result a repeated squeaking. Mine greatest contribution to the school band going ‘silent’, pretending to play! Oh the shame!

    2. Gemgem1010
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Thank you for the mention

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Nice to see you!

    3. notlob legin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Thanks TKT - a great write up.

      Very proud to have finished in the top 500 - the highlight of my season!!!

      I pointed out to my wife (Gemgem1010) the mention and it's made her day

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Power couple, power couple!

        1. notlob legin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          It was her season to be fair - I was chuffed to only finish about 225 points below her!!! Can't be bothered to check but I think it's the 2nd or 3rd time she's beaten me. She knows her stuff that's for sure.

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            Gemgem1010 of House Mormont shall be known across the Kingdom for her feats!

            1. panda07
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              1 year, 12 months ago

              Should it be GemGem1010 of House Bolton?

              1. RedLightning
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 15 Years
                1 year, 12 months ago

                She actually led the tourney after Gameweek 5.

              2. notlob legin
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 9 Years
                1 year, 12 months ago

                We're married but for some reason she didn't wan't to take the Bolton name - she prefers her maiden name of Chierighini (Italian) - unbelievable really as I feel Bolton is a great name LOL

                1. panda07
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  1 year, 12 months ago

                  Both solid names in fairness!

                  1. notlob legin
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 9 Years
                    1 year, 12 months ago

                    Thanks Panda

                2. House Frey Wedding Planner
                  • 7 Years
                  1 year, 12 months ago

                  The Freys and the Boltons have worked well together in the past.

                  1. Sheffield Wednesday
                    • 5 Years
                    1 year, 12 months ago

                    Time to make my exit from the Hall...quick!

      2. Gemgem1010
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        I was keeping this connection between us secret, until you become less of a disappointment

        1. notlob legin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Next season will be mine x

          1. Gemgem1010
            • 9 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            I married you for your outrageous sense of humour!

    4. Brilliant! Absolutely stark raving bonkers, but brilliant!

    5. MJF
        1 year, 12 months ago

        You're a treasure.

      • Sheffield Wednesday
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Why hasn't this been hulked yet?

        1. The Mentaculus
          • 4 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          ๐Ÿ™‚

        2. Sheffield Wednesday
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          ..and now it's green, well done.

      • Skonto Rigga
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 8 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Adding "top 185 finisher" to my imaginary TikTok, Insta, X and Patreon bios

        1. Skonto Rigga
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 8 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          (this is outstanding)

      • Better off with a pin and a…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Brilliant. Thankyou. My 177th place shall be added to my scroll of perfectly acceptable deeds.

      • LarkyTown
        • 14 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        I got the Whitman, Price, and Haddad reference

        Even though I havent been in television as long as you have Killian

      • panda07
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Outstanding write-up! Being surrounded by fellow lollygagers, it has really hit home to me how much of a lollygagger I truly am and I am at peace with it!

        1. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Tis the precise purpose of the great Hall, enlightened Panda!

      • RedLightning
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        I think Rainy was the highest ranked mod in your tourney (122nd).

        1. rainy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 10 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          The shame!

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            Mine apologies for the oversight Rainy the Invisible! Looking at the table again, and consulting the nearest coven, it appears G-Whizz, user of performance enhancing betting odds data, was not the highest ranked Mod!

            Risers: Rainy
            Fallers: G-Whizz!

      • RedLightning
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        The nudist in 62nd position was too ashamed to even reveal his name!

        1. panda07
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Being a nudist in Antarctica wouldn't be very flattering!

        2. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Were you in the Tourney RL?

          1. RedLightning
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            Yes, I came 379th (7 points ahead of Sir Az).

            1. The Knights Template
              • 12 Years
              1 year, 12 months ago

              A key point of bragging no doubt! Well done!

              1. RedLightning
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 15 Years
                1 year, 12 months ago

                He probably didn't even notice, but our scores were quite close in Mods & Cons over the last few weeks.
                I was well ahead from Gameweek 4 till Gameweek 36 when he overtook me for one week only.
                Both of us had our worst finishing positions ever, so plenty for both of us to feel shameful about.
                Must do better next time!

      • meerlight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        You can't even copy and paste my name without getting a spelling mistake in there. Competition was a complete shambles.

        Should I contact FFS for my prize?

        1. notlob legin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          You sound like fun!!

          1. meerlight
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            So everybody tells me!

        2. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          T’was a deliberate slight of spelling, to keep the fans and paparazzi off your trail!

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            Oh no, not again!

        3. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Your wonderful imaginary prizes are best enjoyed while in slumber after a hogshead of ale!

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            Now, if you wouldn’t mind coming this way to the Whitman, Price and Haddad guestroom!

            1. SuperHooper
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 5 Years
              1 year, 11 months ago

              Finished 584th, shall send mineself to the wall, never to return.

      • _Greg
        • 16 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        It is with great shame, hail thee Knight.

      • Baps Hunter
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        Highest ranking War Hound, 146th, me!!!

        1. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 11 months ago

          Outstanding, you shall join the Great Hall as Baps, official War Hound!

          1. Baps Hunter
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            1 year, 11 months ago

            No other dog beat me, Dunas has been here but I don't know what happened to him. Maybe he entered the wrong hall...

            Was The Brown Cow whose dream once came true in this league.

            Next season will lose top 1k OR with exact 1 pt. I have managed to lose top 10k and top 5k once with that minimal margin (>0 pts). So Hall of shame again...

      • The Mighty Hippo
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        I managed to shade it in as the 12th Knight of your round table. Everyone needs a hippo in their Great Hall, especially one that's mighty.

        1. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 11 months ago

          I’m certainly not arguing with a hippo, mighty or otherwise, welcome aboard!

        2. Baps Hunter
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          1 year, 11 months ago

          Congrats!

    6. Kannbury
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      638th, didn't make it beyond 600 all season. ๐Ÿ™‚

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        At least you played Isak in GW38, the downfall of many!

    7. Botman and Robben
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Xavi sacks Barcelona.

      1. x.jim.x
        • 11 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        7/10 of the richest clubs in the world on the managerial merry-go-round this summer:

        Yanited
        Barca
        Liverpool
        Bayern
        Milan
        Juve
        Chelsea

        (8 if you include PSG with Mbappresident leaving...)

    8. Moxon
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Maignan injury could mean Samba starts a few games for France at 4.5m

      1. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        He’s second choice over Areola?

        1. Moxon
          • 11 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Looks that way - one to monitor in the last 2 friendlies

    9. Moxon
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Current draft:

      Strakosha
      Di Lorenzo | Dimarco | Faes | Mittelstadt
      Wirtz (C1) | Szoboszlai (C2) | Rodri
      Kane (C3) | Mbappe (C4) | Lukaku

      Samba | Bruno (C5) | Cancelo | Guler

      - Double Italy defence against Albania
      - 2 (hopefully) starting defenders for 4m
      - 5 good captaincy options
      - Potential France goalkeeper for 4.5m (could be Areola)

      Thoughts?

      1. Dragon Arcana
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        Love it, what’s the chip strategy? It does seem like using both chips in group stages (essentially a wildcard every week) is very overpowered and kind of kills the fun because it’s the obvious move. My draft has changed a lot as a result.

    10. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      ETH really should have listened to LVG when he told him to stay away from United. It's going to be 90 mins of humiliation and City fans singing "You're getting sacked in the morning" tomorrow.

      https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/24/manchester-united-decide-to-sack-erik-ten-hag-regardless-of-cup-final-outcome

      1. BUZZBOMB โ™ก
        • 11 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Honestly, if they appoint Poch as successor they will challenge for nothing for the forseeable. Absolute joke of a club now. If Brighton, Palace, Hammers get their act together next season, they'll lucky to make top half of the table.

        1. sirmorbach
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Agree about Poch, but I don't really see anybody doing well with the mess they're in

          1. BUZZBOMB โ™ก
            • 11 Years
            1 year, 12 months ago

            Yeah agreed mate. Fire sale, massive investment in players and of a lesser priority stadium all needed. Hard to understand how it went that wrong and hasnt changed/ has worsened in 12 years. A club "that big" should have sorted it by now even if Fergie left at the right time.

            1. panda07
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              1 year, 12 months ago

              They're hamstrung by FFP from spending too much in the transfer market from what I hear. Ratcliffe has a lot to learn, he's showed he is prepared to be ruthless but not much else. The board has changed but things remain the same!

              1. BUZZBOMB โ™ก
                • 11 Years
                1 year, 12 months ago

                Board is only a %age. Great point you make. Procession of poor managers and a litany of poor transfers in also. Some of the lattter have shined but only briefly. Long term sustainibility has been neglected - not all, but a lot of the past-its, the yet to be properly proven and the overpriced jobbers.

                1. Andy_Social
                  • 13 Years
                  1 year, 12 months ago

                  Worth adding to the OP that Ajax have just appointed a new manager, so the expected route back for ETH is closed. Hard to see who'd want him now.

          2. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            1 year, 11 months ago

            Moyes. It should always be Moyes

            1. The Knights Template
              • 12 Years
              1 year, 11 months ago

              I’d like to see the Governess from The Chaser take control of the team for a season, just to right the ship!

    11. sirmorbach
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Surprised that Watkins got 13 assists as well. I'll try my best to fit him in my team next season.

      1. The Hunt
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        I think it was 22/23 that Watkins got a hat-trick of assists in a game which at first glance seemed to be KDB-esque. On closer inspection however, they were all good goal scoring opportunities which he fluffed. With luck like that he's straight into my team next season as well.

    12. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 12 months ago

      Kiran McKenna to United.

      Excellent video on his tactics and system at Ipswich.

      https://youtu.be/-6RTKqtB9gU?si=U4sEw0RLLTRgv3rA

      1. Bennerman
        • 7 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Excellent?

        I have immediately remembered why I don't come here. Because everything is at such a poor level of thought.

        1. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 12 months ago

          Bennerman!

      2. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 12 months ago

        Tactically, he'd be great (anyone would after ETH), but that's only half the job. A manager with big-team chops is required for the other half. McKenna would be best off going to Brighton next, and from there to United (or Chelsea) in two years.
        Realistically, the options are Tuchel and Poch.
        Feel sorry for Ipswich though - with McKenna and an intact squad, they could have been midtable.

        1. meerlight
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          1 year, 11 months ago

          I agree, he's the wrong man for the job. United need someone with stature.

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 11 months ago

            And a baseball bat!

            1. meerlight
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              1 year, 11 months ago

              And balls

              1. The Hunt
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                1 year, 11 months ago

                And a huge phallus.

                1. The Hunt
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  1 year, 11 months ago

                  ...to give his underlings a profound sense of inadequacy and respect when he joins them in the communal shower after training.

    13. The Hunt
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      1 year, 11 months ago

      I know the fantasy season is finished but the footfall on this site definitely seems to have dramatically fallen off a cliff in recent times. I have no business acumen whatsoever but is there a serious danger that http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk will soon go bust? If so, will someone be good enough to revert it back to the blog it was in the old days or will it just become extinct? Thanks.

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        The site must become alpha predator, and like Cronus, eat its sweating, hairy, bald, fidgeting progeny on youtube. Talent borrows, genius steals! Just do it!

    14. FPL Sanky
      • 2 Years
      1 year, 11 months ago

      How's this draft looking?

      Verbruggen/ Lunin
      T Hernandez/ Grimaldo/ I.Maatsen/ M.Mittelstaad/ Cancelo
      Foden/ McTominey/ Szoboszlai/ Jorginho/ Bruno
      Kane/ Mbappe/ Havertz(c)

      This gives me 5 captains and almost all are likely to start. Not really sure on the Dutch keeper as Flekken can get a run as well

      1. FPL Sanky
        • 2 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        C1- Havertz
        C2- Szoboszlai
        C3- Kane
        C4- Mbappe
        C5- Bruno

      2. Udogie-style
        • 2 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        Cancelo, McTominay and Bruno have tough fixtures and groups. There are loads of other options. Jorginho on pens if he plays but he might not start all matches.

        1. Men in green tights
          • 7 Years
          1 year, 11 months ago

          Guess he will doing the same as most people , WC Matchday 2 and limitless Matchday 3 so it should be ok . But I do agree with the McTominay pick personally no disrespect to Scotland I will be giving them a wide berth hope the qualify out of their group.

    15. Baps Hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      1 year, 11 months ago

      Really?!? Why not OGS or Lampard. Most of these names nean no MU players come gw1.

      "They are considering Thomas Tuchel, Mauricio Pochettino, Ipswich Town’s Kieran McKenna, England’s Gareth Southgate, Graham Potter and Brentford’s Thomas Frank."

      1. Baps Hunter
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        1 year, 11 months ago

        Mean...

    16. speardrops
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 11 months ago

      https://youtu.be/9B3Lrw-md7U

      My UEFO EURO 2024 guide^

      Finished 169th in 2020. 25 min video with stats and timestamps.

      Open to questions!

    17. SpaceCadet
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 11 months ago

      Thoughts on the first Euro draft?

      verbruggen
      mittelstadt dilorenzo dimarco
      foden rodri jorginho wirtz szoboszlai
      kane havertz

      samba cancelo hernandez mbappe