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  1. The Knights Template
    • 10 Years
    23 days, 11 hours ago

    All should vote Morris! Morris needs some positive vibes after his recent relegation to the dungeon division!

  2. Botman and Robben
    • 7 Years
    23 days, 11 hours ago

    Watkins Solanke Isak

    1. The Knights Template
      • 10 Years
      23 days, 11 hours ago

      Nearly.

  3. Hall of Shame results
    The Knights Template
    • 10 Years
    23 days, 11 hours ago

    Inaugural Hall of Shame Tourney results:

    Winner: Nirvanite Graham @Meerlight Williams! Outstanding finish to secure shame and misfortune as the premiere lollygagger in the land. Secures amazing imaginary prizes and joins last year’s winners Whitman, Price and Haddad as a true Knight of the Round Table, well away from Sir Downwind the Flatulent! Meerlight the Magnificent finished 1382 overall.

    Highest ranked damsel, Gemgem1010s secures the coveted bearskin robe (Kodiak not Koala!). Always near the top, a very consistent season!

    Highest ranked former no.1 overall player was none other than fantasy favourite Shambles FC, otherwise known as McGurn. He finished up at 112th in the great Hall.

    Highest ranked FFS Mod was G-Whizz, at 150th, very nice work, beating other Mods Skonto (Gnonto Pronto) at 185th and Will (I like will so shall not reveal his execrable ranking)!

    Highest ranked Content Creator, and therefore unofficial Hall of Shame Pro-Pundit, is Zophar the Silent! At an overall ranking of 6799 Zophar secured 8th place in the Hall of Shame Tourney. Great work. Lateriser12 the Lollygagger finished a creditable 198th.

    The Royal Rumble between FFS and the Hub saw FPL_Matthew finish

    1. The Knights Template
      • 10 Years
      23 days, 11 hours ago

      207th, 68pts ahead of Sir AZ the Tipsy at 395th! Mead-based transfers obviously Sir AZ’s downfall!

      Highest ranked horse was Steele Mee Carson, otherwise known as the equine epicure Rupert the Horse, finishing at 275th and winning the coveted horse armour consisting of crupper and crinet!

      Finishing at an atrocious 500th was Krempic’s Krushers, securing themselves one half of mine treasure in the moneypit on Oak Island. Krempic is invited the join Rick and Marty Lagina in finding the treasure! Good luck!

      Where did I finish? 219th, mine steadfast refusal to coutenance Crystal Palace players in mine team after they failed to score all season cost me 150,000 places! I finished 192k in the end. An abject disgrace, not helped by a fool of a tookish -8 in gw38!

      A final prize, Dungeon Master goes to Quick as Mudryk, who was absolute rubbish all season, despite doing his best! Never looked like winning, he exemplified everything good and wholesome about the Hall of Shame!

      1. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        23 days, 11 hours ago

        We had 744 inaugural members of the Hall of Shame in 2024, slightly less than the one million we were hoping for, but a good outcome nonetheless. I wish to thankee all nudists, lollygaggers, and mediocrities the globe over who signed up and confirmed their disappointment to make this the tourney of choice for the FFS Community!

        1. The Knights Template
          • 10 Years
          23 days, 11 hours ago

          Tis shameful to respond to your own posts!

          1. The Knights Template
            • 10 Years
            23 days, 11 hours ago

            I failed to mention our new Shame King, Shatner’s Bassoons, who defeated Nirvanite Amey’s Red Devils in the Hall of Shame Cup! Congratulations Shatner, outstanding result! I mineself played a woodwind instrument as a youth, 3rd clarinet to be precise, mine lowly ranking a result a repeated squeaking. Mine greatest contribution to the school band going ‘silent’, pretending to play! Oh the shame!

    2. Gemgem1010
      • 7 Years
      23 days, 11 hours ago

      Thank you for the mention

      1. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        23 days, 10 hours ago

        Nice to see you!

    3. notlob legin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      23 days, 10 hours ago

      Thanks TKT - a great write up.

      Very proud to have finished in the top 500 - the highlight of my season!!!

      I pointed out to my wife (Gemgem1010) the mention and it's made her day

      1. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        23 days, 10 hours ago

        Power couple, power couple!

        1. notlob legin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          23 days, 10 hours ago

          It was her season to be fair - I was chuffed to only finish about 225 points below her!!! Can't be bothered to check but I think it's the 2nd or 3rd time she's beaten me. She knows her stuff that's for sure.

          1. The Knights Template
            • 10 Years
            23 days, 10 hours ago

            Gemgem1010 of House Mormont shall be known across the Kingdom for her feats!

            1. panda07
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              23 days, 7 hours ago

              Should it be GemGem1010 of House Bolton?

              1. RedLightning
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 13 Years
                23 days, 7 hours ago

                She actually led the tourney after Gameweek 5.

              2. notlob legin
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 7 Years
                23 days, 7 hours ago

                We're married but for some reason she didn't wan't to take the Bolton name - she prefers her maiden name of Chierighini (Italian) - unbelievable really as I feel Bolton is a great name LOL

                1. panda07
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  23 days, 7 hours ago

                  Both solid names in fairness!

                  1. notlob legin
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 7 Years
                    23 days, 7 hours ago

                    Thanks Panda

                2. House Frey Wedding Planner
                  • 5 Years
                  22 days, 22 hours ago

                  The Freys and the Boltons have worked well together in the past.

                  1. Sheffield Wednesday
                    • 3 Years
                    22 days, 21 hours ago

                    Time to make my exit from the Hall...quick!

      2. Gemgem1010
        • 7 Years
        23 days, 4 hours ago

        I was keeping this connection between us secret, until you become less of a disappointment

        1. notlob legin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          23 days, 4 hours ago

          Next season will be mine x

          1. Gemgem1010
            • 7 Years
            23 days, 4 hours ago

            I married you for your outrageous sense of humour!

    4. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      23 days, 10 hours ago

      Brilliant! Absolutely stark raving bonkers, but brilliant!

    5. Hangman Page
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      23 days, 10 hours ago

      You're a treasure.

    6. Sheffield Wednesday
      • 3 Years
      23 days, 10 hours ago

      Why hasn't this been hulked yet?

      1. The Mentaculus
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 2 Years
        23 days, 10 hours ago

        🙂

      2. Sheffield Wednesday
        • 3 Years
        23 days, 10 hours ago

        ..and now it's green, well done.

    7. Skonto Rigga
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 6 Years
      23 days, 9 hours ago

      Adding "top 185 finisher" to my imaginary TikTok, Insta, X and Patreon bios

      1. Skonto Rigga
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 6 Years
        23 days, 9 hours ago

        (this is outstanding)

    8. Better off with a pin and a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      23 days, 9 hours ago

      Brilliant. Thankyou. My 177th place shall be added to my scroll of perfectly acceptable deeds.

    9. LarkyTown
      • 12 Years
      23 days, 8 hours ago

      I got the Whitman, Price, and Haddad reference

      Even though I havent been in television as long as you have Killian

    10. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      23 days, 8 hours ago

      Outstanding write-up! Being surrounded by fellow lollygagers, it has really hit home to me how much of a lollygagger I truly am and I am at peace with it!

      1. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        23 days, 1 hour ago

        Tis the precise purpose of the great Hall, enlightened Panda!

    11. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      23 days, 7 hours ago

      I think Rainy was the highest ranked mod in your tourney (122nd).

      1. rainy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 8 Years
        23 days, 2 hours ago

        The shame!

        1. The Knights Template
          • 10 Years
          23 days, 59 mins ago

          Mine apologies for the oversight Rainy the Invisible! Looking at the table again, and consulting the nearest coven, it appears G-Whizz, user of performance enhancing betting odds data, was not the highest ranked Mod!

          Risers: Rainy
          Fallers: G-Whizz!

    12. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      23 days, 7 hours ago

      The nudist in 62nd position was too ashamed to even reveal his name!

      1. panda07
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        23 days, 7 hours ago

        Being a nudist in Antarctica wouldn't be very flattering!

      2. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        23 days, 59 mins ago

        Were you in the Tourney RL?

        1. RedLightning
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 13 Years
          23 days, 53 mins ago

          Yes, I came 379th (7 points ahead of Sir Az).

          1. The Knights Template
            • 10 Years
            23 days, 52 mins ago

            A key point of bragging no doubt! Well done!

            1. RedLightning
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 13 Years
              23 days, 31 mins ago

              He probably didn't even notice, but our scores were quite close in Mods & Cons over the last few weeks.
              I was well ahead from Gameweek 4 till Gameweek 36 when he overtook me for one week only.
              Both of us had our worst finishing positions ever, so plenty for both of us to feel shameful about.
              Must do better next time!

    13. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      23 days, 5 hours ago

      You can't even copy and paste my name without getting a spelling mistake in there. Competition was a complete shambles.

      Should I contact FFS for my prize?

      1. notlob legin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        23 days, 4 hours ago

        You sound like fun!!

        1. meerlight
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          23 days, 3 hours ago

          So everybody tells me!

      2. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        23 days, 57 mins ago

        T’was a deliberate slight of spelling, to keep the fans and paparazzi off your trail!

        1. The Knights Template
          • 10 Years
          23 days, 53 mins ago

          Oh no, not again!

      3. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        23 days, 33 mins ago

        Your wonderful imaginary prizes are best enjoyed while in slumber after a hogshead of ale!

        1. The Knights Template
          • 10 Years
          23 days, 22 mins ago

          Now, if you wouldn’t mind coming this way to the Whitman, Price and Haddad guestroom!

          1. SuperHooper
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 3 Years
            22 days, 6 hours ago

            Finished 584th, shall send mineself to the wall, never to return.

    14. Evil Greg
      • 14 Years
      21 days, 17 hours ago

      It is with great shame, hail thee Knight.

    15. Baps hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      19 days, 3 hours ago

      Highest ranking War Hound, 146th, me!!!

      1. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        19 days, 2 hours ago

        Outstanding, you shall join the Great Hall as Baps, official War Hound!

        1. Baps hunter
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 6 Years
          17 days, 19 hours ago

          No other dog beat me, Dunas has been here but I don't know what happened to him. Maybe he entered the wrong hall...

          Was The Brown Cow whose dream once came true in this league.

          Next season will lose top 1k OR with exact 1 pt. I have managed to lose top 10k and top 5k once with that minimal margin (>0 pts). So Hall of shame again...

    16. The Mighty Hippo
      • 7 Years
      19 days, 36 mins ago

      I managed to shade it in as the 12th Knight of your round table. Everyone needs a hippo in their Great Hall, especially one that's mighty.

      1. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        18 days, 23 hours ago

        I’m certainly not arguing with a hippo, mighty or otherwise, welcome aboard!

      2. Baps hunter
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 6 Years
        17 days, 19 hours ago

        Congrats!

  4. 2999 - Lady of Legend
    • 4 Years
    23 days, 10 hours ago

    638th, didn't make it beyond 600 all season. 🙂

    1. The Knights Template
      • 10 Years
      23 days, 10 hours ago

      At least you played Isak in GW38, the downfall of many!

  5. Botman and Robben
    • 7 Years
    23 days, 9 hours ago

    Xavi sacks Barcelona.

    1. x.jim.x
      • 9 Years
      23 days, 6 hours ago

      7/10 of the richest clubs in the world on the managerial merry-go-round this summer:

      Yanited
      Barca
      Liverpool
      Bayern
      Milan
      Juve
      Chelsea

      (8 if you include PSG with Mbappresident leaving...)

  6. Moxon
    • 9 Years
    23 days, 6 hours ago

    Maignan injury could mean Samba starts a few games for France at 4.5m

    1. RoyaleBlue
      • 12 Years
      23 days, 6 hours ago

      He’s second choice over Areola?

      1. Moxon
        • 9 Years
        23 days, 4 hours ago

        Looks that way - one to monitor in the last 2 friendlies

  7. Moxon
    • 9 Years
    23 days, 4 hours ago

    Current draft:

    Strakosha
    Di Lorenzo | Dimarco | Faes | Mittelstadt
    Wirtz (C1) | Szoboszlai (C2) | Rodri
    Kane (C3) | Mbappe (C4) | Lukaku

    Samba | Bruno (C5) | Cancelo | Guler

    - Double Italy defence against Albania
    - 2 (hopefully) starting defenders for 4m
    - 5 good captaincy options
    - Potential France goalkeeper for 4.5m (could be Areola)

    Thoughts?

    1. Jonesfromthere
      • 12 Years
      22 days, 15 hours ago

      Love it, what’s the chip strategy? It does seem like using both chips in group stages (essentially a wildcard every week) is very overpowered and kind of kills the fun because it’s the obvious move. My draft has changed a lot as a result.

  8. panda07
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    23 days, 2 hours ago

    ETH really should have listened to LVG when he told him to stay away from United. It's going to be 90 mins of humiliation and City fans singing "You're getting sacked in the morning" tomorrow.

    https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/24/manchester-united-decide-to-sack-erik-ten-hag-regardless-of-cup-final-outcome

    1. BUZZBOMB
      • 9 Years
      23 days, 1 hour ago

      Honestly, if they appoint Poch as successor they will challenge for nothing for the forseeable. Absolute joke of a club now. If Brighton, Palace, Hammers get their act together next season, they'll lucky to make top half of the table.

      1. sirmorbach
        • 8 Years
        22 days, 23 hours ago

        Agree about Poch, but I don't really see anybody doing well with the mess they're in

        1. BUZZBOMB
          • 9 Years
          22 days, 23 hours ago

          Yeah agreed mate. Fire sale, massive investment in players and of a lesser priority stadium all needed. Hard to understand how it went that wrong and hasnt changed/ has worsened in 12 years. A club "that big" should have sorted it by now even if Fergie left at the right time.

          1. panda07
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            22 days, 22 hours ago

            They're hamstrung by FFP from spending too much in the transfer market from what I hear. Ratcliffe has a lot to learn, he's showed he is prepared to be ruthless but not much else. The board has changed but things remain the same!

            1. BUZZBOMB
              • 9 Years
              22 days, 22 hours ago

              Board is only a %age. Great point you make. Procession of poor managers and a litany of poor transfers in also. Some of the lattter have shined but only briefly. Long term sustainibility has been neglected - not all, but a lot of the past-its, the yet to be properly proven and the overpriced jobbers.

              1. Andy_Social
                • 11 Years
                22 days, 20 hours ago

                Worth adding to the OP that Ajax have just appointed a new manager, so the expected route back for ETH is closed. Hard to see who'd want him now.

        2. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          22 days, 16 hours ago

          Moyes. It should always be Moyes

          1. The Knights Template
            • 10 Years
            22 days, 14 hours ago

            I’d like to see the Governess from The Chaser take control of the team for a season, just to right the ship!

  9. sirmorbach
    • 8 Years
    22 days, 23 hours ago

    Surprised that Watkins got 13 assists as well. I'll try my best to fit him in my team next season.

    1. The Hunt
      • 15 Years
      22 days, 14 hours ago

      I think it was 22/23 that Watkins got a hat-trick of assists in a game which at first glance seemed to be KDB-esque. On closer inspection however, they were all good goal scoring opportunities which he fluffed. With luck like that he's straight into my team next season as well.

  10. The Mandalorian
    • 11 Years
    22 days, 21 hours ago

    Kiran McKenna to United.

    Excellent video on his tactics and system at Ipswich.

    https://youtu.be/-6RTKqtB9gU?si=U4sEw0RLLTRgv3rA

    1. Bennerman
      • 5 Years
      22 days, 21 hours ago

      Excellent?

      I have immediately remembered why I don't come here. Because everything is at such a poor level of thought.

      1. The Knights Template
        • 10 Years
        22 days, 20 hours ago

        Bennerman!

    2. Andy_Social
      • 11 Years
      22 days, 20 hours ago

      Tactically, he'd be great (anyone would after ETH), but that's only half the job. A manager with big-team chops is required for the other half. McKenna would be best off going to Brighton next, and from there to United (or Chelsea) in two years.
      Realistically, the options are Tuchel and Poch.
      Feel sorry for Ipswich though - with McKenna and an intact squad, they could have been midtable.

      1. meerlight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        22 days, 17 hours ago

        I agree, he's the wrong man for the job. United need someone with stature.

        1. The Knights Template
          • 10 Years
          22 days, 17 hours ago

          And a baseball bat!

          1. meerlight
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            22 days, 17 hours ago

            And balls

            1. The Hunt
              • 15 Years
              22 days, 12 hours ago

              And a huge phallus.

              1. The Hunt
                • 15 Years
                22 days, 12 hours ago

                ...to give his underlings a profound sense of inadequacy and respect when he joins them in the communal shower after training.

  11. The Hunt
    • 15 Years
    22 days, 13 hours ago

    I know the fantasy season is finished but the footfall on this site definitely seems to have dramatically fallen off a cliff in recent times. I have no business acumen whatsoever but is there a serious danger that http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk will soon go bust? If so, will someone be good enough to revert it back to the blog it was in the old days or will it just become extinct? Thanks.

    1. The Knights Template
      • 10 Years
      22 days, 12 hours ago

      The site must become alpha predator, and like Cronus, eat its sweating, hairy, bald, fidgeting progeny on youtube. Talent borrows, genius steals! Just do it!

  12. sankalparora07
      22 days, 11 hours ago

      How's this draft looking?

      Verbruggen/ Lunin
      T Hernandez/ Grimaldo/ I.Maatsen/ M.Mittelstaad/ Cancelo
      Foden/ McTominey/ Szoboszlai/ Jorginho/ Bruno
      Kane/ Mbappe/ Havertz(c)

      This gives me 5 captains and almost all are likely to start. Not really sure on the Dutch keeper as Flekken can get a run as well

      1. sankalparora07
          22 days, 11 hours ago

          C1- Havertz
          C2- Szoboszlai
          C3- Kane
          C4- Mbappe
          C5- Bruno

        • Udogie-style
            22 days, 1 hour ago

            Cancelo, McTominay and Bruno have tough fixtures and groups. There are loads of other options. Jorginho on pens if he plays but he might not start all matches.

            1. Men in green tights
              • 5 Years
              17 days, 15 hours ago

              Guess he will doing the same as most people , WC Matchday 2 and limitless Matchday 3 so it should be ok . But I do agree with the McTominay pick personally no disrespect to Scotland I will be giving them a wide berth hope the qualify out of their group.

        • Baps hunter
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 6 Years
          17 days, 19 hours ago

          Really?!? Why not OGS or Lampard. Most of these names nean no MU players come gw1.

          "They are considering Thomas Tuchel, Mauricio Pochettino, Ipswich Town’s Kieran McKenna, England’s Gareth Southgate, Graham Potter and Brentford’s Thomas Frank."

          1. Baps hunter
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 6 Years
            17 days, 19 hours ago

            Mean...

        • speardrops
          • 12 Years
          17 days, 18 hours ago

          https://youtu.be/9B3Lrw-md7U

          My UEFO EURO 2024 guide^

          Finished 169th in 2020. 25 min video with stats and timestamps.

          Open to questions!

        • SpaceCadet
          • 10 Years
          17 days, 14 hours ago

          Thoughts on the first Euro draft?

          verbruggen
          mittelstadt dilorenzo dimarco
          foden rodri jorginho wirtz szoboszlai
          kane havertz

          samba cancelo hernandez mbappe